I’m a Barbie girl
My face makes you hurl
Boobs are plastic
Aren’t they fantastic?

Sure are. They're the only part of the doll with enough shape to allow a proper grip.

Well, the trailer did say:
"Do you love Barbie? Then this is the movie for you.
Do you hate Barbie? Then this is the movie for you."

I suppose it goes to show how well they made the movie if you're still experiencing a morbid interest.

It's not even a morbid interest. I'm just intrigued enough by the premise, and where they'll go with the idea to want to see it. Especially in contrast to how generic they could've made it.

I think I might be on the same boat.

I assume that's a pink boat.

😂 good one!

The premise is pretty interesting, and the humour from the trailer makes it feel like my kind of movie. I don't know if I'll see it in cinemas but I'd definitely check it out if I can rent it online later.

I'm also presently unsure about how to go about seeing it.

Do I love OR hate Barbie? Neither. I just don't care. Guess this movie isn't for me.

There was one thing that did grab my attention concerning Barbie. I was over at Best Buy some months back, checking on what they had for A1Up machines. In the random bits on a neighboring shelf, there sat some dolls. Why?

Well, it seems that there are now Furry Barbies. Multiple species to select from. It took a second look just to see the Barbie name on the tubes. Otherwise, I really don't care.

Well that's certainly different.