I just landed one of the best jobs a gainer could have. It is an IT position where I'll take calls and answer questions about Internet products. The first thing I saw was my 500 lb manager showing me to his office. He was so big that he could block an entire hallway. He then pulled his custom chair for extra large people for his enormous ass inside. We sat down and another manager arrived, not so heavy, but said that they like to eat and order food for all the employees. After I was given the position and I got up to leave, they said that I would gain weight working here. They said, "I'd get my freshman 15 easily." I knew then that I would like the place. I start in just a couple of weeks. This is like a dream.