CANFURENCE 2023!
2 years ago
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Next week, I march on Ottawa to attend CanFurence. I'll be convoying up with
amarafox (Robin). By coincidence, I first met Robin at C-ACE 2002 in Ottawa, which was my first furry con. CanFurence will be my 29th!
Where are you staying?
In the con hotel with
amarafox .
Means of transportation?
I will be borne northward by a mighty three-cylinder engine pumping out 76 raging horses of power.
Gender:
Cismouse
How old are you?
Nearly 50!
How tall are you?
6'1"
What languages do you speak?
English, bad French, bad BASIC, basic HTML.
Have you been to any other furry conventions before?
28 other conventions since 2002.
Have you been to Ottawa before?
Yes! Mostly for fur cons, but also a couple of family visits as small mouse.
Main reason for going:
To witness outliers. To eat bad food amidst good times. To take photos. To eat a Beavertail.
Are you doing anything for the convention?
I'll be helping
amarafox with his booth now and again, and meeting folks for boisterous revelry and long stories.
Will you be dressed for the Con theme?
I will be dressed for the weather - so, "Fire" counts I guess.
Will you have a themed badge?
No.
What panels will you be attending?
Not sure yet! If I know folks running one I'll attend.
Are you in any panels?
Nope
What are you bringing to the convention?
Film cameras, free zines, and a chirpy "can-do" attitude.
Do you have a fursuit?
I have a finger puppet. I might even bring it.
Are you selling anything at the convention?
No, but I will be placing some free zines on
amarafox 's table. And if you want to pay me for portraits on old Soviet glass, I like money.
Do you do free art?
I might take your photo.
Do you do trades?
Old lamps for new! Old lamps for new!
Do you do commissions?
No. But see comment above about film portrait commissions.
Can I talk to you?
You can always talk to me. I'm always right behind you. Listening.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Yes.
Do you smoke?
Are you a cop?
Can I take your picture?
No, but you can create your own image of me.
Can I hug or snuggle you?
Sure. Paws above the belt unless we're really really good friends.
Are you nice?
*glares* YES.
Can I buy you food and/or eat with you?
You can buy me food. If you want to eat with me, you'll need to get a Special Weekend Pyat Supersponsor Pass.
Can I give you presents?
You WILL give me presents.
Can I invite you to parties?
Yes, but I am middle-aged and may just go to sleep.
How can I get your attention?
Rob Fort Knox.
What are you most looking forward to?
Being in Conspace, and just watching the weirdos.
How can I find you?
See the answer to "Can I talk to you?" above.
amarafox (Robin). By coincidence, I first met Robin at C-ACE 2002 in Ottawa, which was my first furry con. CanFurence will be my 29th!Where are you staying?
In the con hotel with
amarafox . Means of transportation?
I will be borne northward by a mighty three-cylinder engine pumping out 76 raging horses of power.
Gender:
Cismouse
How old are you?
Nearly 50!
How tall are you?
6'1"
What languages do you speak?
English, bad French, bad BASIC, basic HTML.
Have you been to any other furry conventions before?
28 other conventions since 2002.
Have you been to Ottawa before?
Yes! Mostly for fur cons, but also a couple of family visits as small mouse.
Main reason for going:
To witness outliers. To eat bad food amidst good times. To take photos. To eat a Beavertail.
Are you doing anything for the convention?
I'll be helping
amarafox with his booth now and again, and meeting folks for boisterous revelry and long stories. Will you be dressed for the Con theme?
I will be dressed for the weather - so, "Fire" counts I guess.
Will you have a themed badge?
No.
What panels will you be attending?
Not sure yet! If I know folks running one I'll attend.
Are you in any panels?
Nope
What are you bringing to the convention?
Film cameras, free zines, and a chirpy "can-do" attitude.
Do you have a fursuit?
I have a finger puppet. I might even bring it.
Are you selling anything at the convention?
No, but I will be placing some free zines on
amarafox 's table. And if you want to pay me for portraits on old Soviet glass, I like money.Do you do free art?
I might take your photo.
Do you do trades?
Old lamps for new! Old lamps for new!
Do you do commissions?
No. But see comment above about film portrait commissions.
Can I talk to you?
You can always talk to me. I'm always right behind you. Listening.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Yes.
Do you smoke?
Are you a cop?
Can I take your picture?
No, but you can create your own image of me.
Can I hug or snuggle you?
Sure. Paws above the belt unless we're really really good friends.
Are you nice?
*glares* YES.
Can I buy you food and/or eat with you?
You can buy me food. If you want to eat with me, you'll need to get a Special Weekend Pyat Supersponsor Pass.
Can I give you presents?
You WILL give me presents.
Can I invite you to parties?
Yes, but I am middle-aged and may just go to sleep.
How can I get your attention?
Rob Fort Knox.
What are you most looking forward to?
Being in Conspace, and just watching the weirdos.
How can I find you?
See the answer to "Can I talk to you?" above.
FA+

-2Paw.
Of the way that we're puttin' her down
Hope the universe don't say
Stop spinning around...
Planets will be dancing, the moon plays violin, and we'll
laugh at all the silly things, that we've both said and done;
Step into forever on the bright side of the sun.
I think this song is going to be what Chief Engineer, Commander Ka'tch'Ian M'Ress of the U.S.S. Argo is going to keep in reserve for a song to share, for the nights when her male and paramour, Deputy Engineer Lt. Commander Reginald Barclay needs a bit more heart's TLC than usual. Because she's been where he's been more than a few times.
-2Paw.
Let's just hope we don't have to sing "Pop Goes the World..."
I don't have a problem telling you by any means what led to her doing and being so, Pyat, but my concern would be the level of explicit detail that would be uncomfortable for you, for other users of FA or wouldn't mesh with the current state of the EULA. What happened to her as a cub is a terrible and exceptionally rare crime in Caitian culture, and the wages of sin for the act are considerable, weighty and rarely employed, because of the damage done prior to punishment.
Cait and Caitian society has never remotely considered wholly capital, bodily punishment or execution for any crime, because of how precious life and its breadth of possibility is kept in the hearts of the children of Rea and Sura. The crime I refer to is the only one that can ever be met with it, a rare and novel exception.
-2Paw.
My Star Trek novella takes place in the late-DS9 era, about 80 years after the events in my long-form novel, mostly aboard the star-station Deep Space Nine with some of the action aboard the U.S.S. Argo where Ka'tch'Ian and Reginald both serve their Starfleet assignment, and the whole story taking place from the beginning of the December of that year 'til a week after New Years the next January aboard station, roughly a year after the events of DS9's series finale What You Leave Behind.
Captain Kira Nerys is the only remaining Ops crew member on board from the previous staffing, and by this point she's accepted a Starfleet field commission, with Terran in-person Command School reinforcement training to come, and is the current master of the station. Quark is still tending bar and bitching occasionally about root beer being so popular; Garak has recovered from his injuries and kept his tailoring business going on the Promenade. Andorian Burger is doing better than ever there, too, their success like the testicles of the males of their own species, shrivelled up in Terra beachfront summertime.
Ensign Nog has quickly moved up through the ranks and is now a Lieutenant Commander in Operations Division, with a semi-permanent field promotion to Acting Captain of the U.S.S. Defiant, assigned to DS9. Jake Sisko went to the Pennington School on Earth in person for nine months, then telecommuted from the station for his studies, and of course been very productive in the writing department throughout.
It was while he was at the Pennington School on Earth he met Ka'tch'Ian M'Ress, who was visiting the United States between duty lengths at Utopia Planitia from her home in Toronto, Canada not far from the Caitian crèche where she grew up before entering her formal Academy schooling. She was in New Orleans, sampling the local cuisine on excursions out of the French Quarter room-rental where she'd been staying and ended up at Sisko's, as in Jake's Grand'pa's and Benjamin's Dad's restaurant, where both son and grandson learned their own cooking trade early on.
Jake overheard Ka'tch'Ian talking about her dozens of visits to Vulcan while she was study Engineering, between muzzle-mouthfuls of fish jambalaya, something Jake had never heard akin remotely to in the past, not for a Caitian or a human did that many times to the Forge-world did that seem likely. He asked if he could join her, and she bid him welcome, introducing themselves to each other; then after he asked, she said with a bassy, gentle laugh, "Oh, Jake, I rather am sorry. I didn't mean Vulcan the Federation charter world, but meant Vulcan, Alberta, a ways north back home in Canada. That's where the rebuilt RCAF Academy Aerodrome is, the one named after the NX-01's security chief."
She didn't relate the nickname of the place- The Vomitorium- dubbed as such places were almost two centuries beforehand by Lt. Malcolm Reed of the first NX-Class Enterprise, and his zero-G/low-G combat training MACO platoon, until after they'd finishing eating.
Jake and Kart found out they were both Pennington alumni, Ka'tch'Ian's active studies there being far earlier than Jake's as she was in her forties and the younger Human man barely half that age. So aside from really, really liking each other as two hearty mammals do, they meshed perfectly when it came to their creative business.
Before she headed back for another six-month detached commissio at Mars Local Yards to continue the work on the ship class which of one starcraft she would eventually be the Chief Engineer of and Jake headed home to DS9 and Bajor, they made sure to give each other their contact details and keep in touch in the meantime. And barely six months later, her newly-struck Marc Garneau-class fast tactical frigate, the U.S.S. Argo was on its way to Bajoran local space and a little later on into and through the Wormhole to the Gamma Quadrant as part of the fostered Federation-Dominion Cooperative Treaty.
But before going through that natural quantum breach to the next quadrant over, the Argo had business on DS9, part of which was her hand-picked Engineering detail come over to the station and the Defiant to upgrade and replace many of the ship's aging components. Her work and proofed theoreticals had been instrumental in the novel design of multiple modern ship class EPS systems and EPS-to-warp manifolds, including the Defiant, NebulaGalaxy, Sovereign and the modern Excelsior-V and Miranda-III-class upgrades to modern spec.
And during her crew's visit and business there, she would have the better part of five weeks to visit her friend Jake, and help him with a problem he'd been having that had him stumped and stymied, reported to her over subspace mailing. Ka'tch'Ian was good at crafting poems and limericks, always had been, and it was not as of yet at least one of Jake's strong creative provinces. Between mass root beer sales by guilt and temptation, unexpected Cardassian foot fetishes, french-kissing at least one Klingon Captain who was in another life the younger brother of DS9's former security chief, Andorian Souvlaki, night-time visits to all eight of DS9's sweet spots without the risk of court-martial or Engineering wondering what was up or down, and Caitian oomox, help would be provided.
What he needed help with, and which she would provide as best she could, was a prelude to Anslem.
"West of these out to seas colder than the Hebrides I must go; where the Fleet of Stars is anchored, and the young Star-Captains glow; noble on Earth, all but a King in Hell, I am Don Juan with a tale to tell."
-2Paw.
The other Blue Meat isn't spoo. It's better. It's You.
-2Paw.
EVER GREEN
"Never smelled that way to me
Just one detergent green
Cutleryform shine forking underway
"Never felt Palmolive Glee
My dirt, it's ground so deep
But never seemed to be
"Would you do the dishes?
Scrape the plates and change their fate?
Would you do the dishes for me?
Run hot water in the sink
"I'd avoid using Cascade,
Frugal pay on our budget-day
Shamois for a weeping floor
But don't you borrow my Glade
"Never smelled that way to thee
But soap detergent's green
Cutlerform chromeline underway
Never felt the Sunlight Squeak
My love, please let me sleep
Be Ever Green for me."
I struggled for traction when I saw Robyn's drawing of 1977's Bilbo Baggins from Rankin-Bass' The Hobbit on a big pad of newsprint in black permanent jumbo pen, down in the front foyer of the hotel that hosted Ad Astra that year; I think it was 2000 because it was the same year I bought my very first artwork in the Artist's Alley, four of
I mean, I couldn't imagine it was drawn by another artist who somehow also went by Amara Provonost in 2000. I felt bold enough in my confidence to draw something in contribution to that group effort on said pad of paper; I have no clear memory of what I drew but I clearly recall Robyn's draughting efforts gave thematic inspiration to my own doodling. So it might've been Bilbo I drew, and it rather wouldn't surprise me if that had been my merited muse.
Late into Saturday evening in the hotel block, I found myself at a small room gathering attended mostly by science-fiction fans from the United States- possibly Furry Fans specifically, I don't clearly recall the specifics now- and it wasn't until a few weeks later and saw a photo taken in that room at a different angle, that I realized I had been sitting about two metres away from Robyn the whole time. I saw the rainbow toe socks, yes, and remembered the design of the painting in the background on the wall.
Had I in fact known it was Robyn I doubt I would've had the confidence to speak up and address them, but however quiet and non-interactive their company, and that of the other fursons enjoying the gathering together, it was a good company and I took it in kindly. I think that room party was also the first time I ever had Mountain Dew with caffeine, a supply of which I recall being told was brought by the person who hosted the party or one of its attendees from the United States.
I suspect my
-2Paw.
I'm glad you were there with him, and he was there with all of you. I have little doubt it did his heart some proper good, and yours in his company into the bargain. I haven't seen Dronon in person since my days attending Ad Astra more than fifteen years ago, but he and I remain good friends and the Brass-mane Wolf is not infrequently on my mind.
-2Paw.
-2Paw.