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FE 2025 - My 33rd Furry Con
9 months ago
General
UNSPOILED BY PROGRESS
Where are you staying?
The Mousehold. Not planning to stay in town these year.
Means of transportation?
I actually am not sure. My car may still be in the shop, so likely a rented 2025 Elantra. Or transit.
Gender:
Very yes.
How old are you?
More than halfway to 100.
How tall are you?
Just under four cubits.
What languages do you speak?
I am fluent in over six forms of communication! Languages, though? One.
Have you been to any other furry conventions before?
32 prior furry cons! The number rises ever higher!
Have you been to Toronto before?
Does the Premier wear a fancy wig? (No [to the best of my knowledge] he does not. But yes, I've been there.)
Main reason for going:
Checking in on the warp and the woof of it all, as well as the warped woofs.
Are you doing anything for the convention?
I will be wearing pants.
Will you be dressed for the Con theme?
The theme is monsters, and as a man I know I am the greatest monster of all.
Will you have a themed badge?
See above.
What panels will you be attending?
Gonna see what interests me.
Are you in any panels?
I can spontaneously generate a panel at any time, without warning.
What are you bringing to the convention?
Wary engagement with a fandom that has changed significantly since I first approached it.
Do you have a fursuit?
I have a life-size fursuit of a life-size mouse.
Are you selling anything at the convention?
Vague longing for Conspaces that no longer exist.
Do you do free art?
Everything I do is an act of creation.
Do you do trades?
I have tokens called dollars and man they are fungible AF.
Do you do commissions?
Pay me and I might.
Can I talk to you?
Sure. Better wait till I'm in earshot though.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Yes, but I'll be watching you carefully.
Do you smoke?
Not tobacco, and trying not to.
Can I take your picture?
No, go away! Wait... come back! Maybe...?
Can I hug or snuggle you?
Ask me, weirdo.
Are you nice?
I am unassuming and glib in a way that makes people underestimate me, which is the next best thing.
Can I buy you food and/or eat with you?
Maybe to both.
Can I give you presents?
Who are you again?
Can I invite you to parties?
If you feel I will energize the room with my stories about Paperclips and Rocketships, sure.
How can I get your attention?
Flares, noisemakers, fires.
What are you most looking forward to?
Attending a smallish SF convention with a 24 hour gaming track in 1986.
How can I find you?
You'll need some stout workers to operate the bellows and another to make the descent.
The Mousehold. Not planning to stay in town these year.
Means of transportation?
I actually am not sure. My car may still be in the shop, so likely a rented 2025 Elantra. Or transit.
Gender:
Very yes.
How old are you?
More than halfway to 100.
How tall are you?
Just under four cubits.
What languages do you speak?
I am fluent in over six forms of communication! Languages, though? One.
Have you been to any other furry conventions before?
32 prior furry cons! The number rises ever higher!
Have you been to Toronto before?
Does the Premier wear a fancy wig? (No [to the best of my knowledge] he does not. But yes, I've been there.)
Main reason for going:
Checking in on the warp and the woof of it all, as well as the warped woofs.
Are you doing anything for the convention?
I will be wearing pants.
Will you be dressed for the Con theme?
The theme is monsters, and as a man I know I am the greatest monster of all.
Will you have a themed badge?
See above.
What panels will you be attending?
Gonna see what interests me.
Are you in any panels?
I can spontaneously generate a panel at any time, without warning.
What are you bringing to the convention?
Wary engagement with a fandom that has changed significantly since I first approached it.
Do you have a fursuit?
I have a life-size fursuit of a life-size mouse.
Are you selling anything at the convention?
Vague longing for Conspaces that no longer exist.
Do you do free art?
Everything I do is an act of creation.
Do you do trades?
I have tokens called dollars and man they are fungible AF.
Do you do commissions?
Pay me and I might.
Can I talk to you?
Sure. Better wait till I'm in earshot though.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Yes, but I'll be watching you carefully.
Do you smoke?
Not tobacco, and trying not to.
Can I take your picture?
No, go away! Wait... come back! Maybe...?
Can I hug or snuggle you?
Ask me, weirdo.
Are you nice?
I am unassuming and glib in a way that makes people underestimate me, which is the next best thing.
Can I buy you food and/or eat with you?
Maybe to both.
Can I give you presents?
Who are you again?
Can I invite you to parties?
If you feel I will energize the room with my stories about Paperclips and Rocketships, sure.
How can I get your attention?
Flares, noisemakers, fires.
What are you most looking forward to?
Attending a smallish SF convention with a 24 hour gaming track in 1986.
How can I find you?
You'll need some stout workers to operate the bellows and another to make the descent.
> Checking in on the warp and the woof of it all, as well as the warped woofs.
Then while I am there, I'll make sure at least one squeakiest fren gets a woofly fistbump, on Saturday. ...^._.^...
-2Paw.