🎵Give Key Mouse a decoy key.

Yell too loud while sipping tea.

Lick fresh honey straight from the hive.

Lose your axe mid quest and now you can't survive.

Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die.

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie!

So many dumb ways to die.

Try escaping jail with a shrinking trick,

Your stealth stats low, and time is tickin’ quick.

Have Krystal on a date.

You're on Reddit but your memes have furry bait.

Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die.

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie!

So many dumb ways to die.

Invite a fat Jolteon at Thomas's house.

Mistake Jacob for Mickey Mouse.

Bake a cake with pepper instead of flour.

Try to charge your phone with toaster power.

Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die.

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie!

So many dumb ways to die.

Keep a vampire bat as a pet.

Sell your soul on the internet.

Think Venom slime is some pudding treat,

Say your buddy’s taste in games is obsolete.

Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die.

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie-ie...

So many dumb ways to die.

Dress up like a Bear during Hunting season.

Try to break all laws for no good reason.

Explore a jungle in your party shoes,

Forget your gear and then lose your clues.

Start a pillow fight during quiet time,

Try to out-dance a mime in pantomime.

Wear a cape and jump off a low ledge,

Get stuck in a hedge while yelling "I’m on the edge!"

It may be wild, but they're definitely...

The Dumbest ways to die! The Dumbest ways to die!

The Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie...

So many dumb... So many dumb ways to die.🎵

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