Time for another Pangolined Political Parody, though "Randy Rainbow" I'm not :p

Taken from the Charlie Daniels Band!

The Orange Man went down to Georgia
And he was lookin' to make a deal
Forty-one criminal counts in that one state alone
Was enough to make his fake toupee peel
He came across Fani Willis
Filin' all the charges to put him in jail
He'd lie, bully and threaten as if that'd make him bail
"IT'S ALL A WITCH HUNT!" He'd scream the millionth time
Mrs. Willis is done, and its way past time to pay for his crimes

I'd bet he'd say "I guess you didn't know it, but Im the former president too"
Mrs. Willis: "No one's above the law, and this sure applies to you"
Retorting back, he'd say: "The machines were rigged! No one voted for ME!"
Mrs. Willis: "You should know, your cronies tried to fix it, you see!"
Him again: "Well, I'll bet my toupee, I'll be president again and you've been so mean!!"
Mrs. Willis: "That's a threat you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best DA you've ever seen!"

Fani you'd better roll up your sleeves and show him around
No one needs this dude to run again and burn this country to the ground
If you win he'll be put away for life
But if you lose it'll just be four more years of grift and strife!

And so the trials will be televised, guess who will be the 'star' of the show
It's scary enough to think he'd be able to run from prison in the know
Grifting as many suckers as he can, just to pay for his defense
With all those charges and with RICO it doesn't make any sense

When the orange man gets finished, I wonder what historians will say
Will he get what he deserves, or will there be hell to pay?
The devil's in the details, as much as I would hate to admit
But to see him walking out scot-free would really make me lose my sh*t!

"Fire at the Trump Tower", run, boys, run!
The Devil's in the state of the peach
Chicken in the bread pan, Fox within reach
Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no

Sure hope I'll see the orange guy bow his bald head in defeat
The worst president ever been, no need for a repeat
And just remember that with Georgia he isn't done
Because with 5 more states pressing charges he won't see the sun
Of course with DeSantis and company it could be worse
Sure hope we get rid of this "MAGA" curse!

"Fire at the Trump Tower", run, boys, run!
The Devil's in the state of the peach
Chicken in the bread pan, Fox within reach
Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no

~ Ende ~