mops have recently been on high demand, due to the little damage delt. This has allowed young and elderly alike to bash each other repeatedly. We now go over to our street co-respondent, over to you.

"Yes, thank you Tom, ever since this happend, the insane amount of physical excersize from todays youth has decreased the likelyhood of future obesity by a whopping 50%"

What do you think?

"Well Tom, I can tell you that I've had at least 4 concusions"

I see, and how do you feel?

"Ohhh, the usual"