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Ultimate WTF Moment! (No Discord Yet Again!!!)
2 years ago
If you tell me my feet stink, I’ll hold them against you... 😏
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Okay... So check this out!!!
Discord started working out of nowhere on my phone for the first time in almost 3 weeks and I’m finally able to tell people I’m on. Works for a bit, but then I make the mistake of opening a link to a Youtube video and then suddenly it starts crashing again upon booting up. Been meaning to get a new phone for a while now but I haven’t because I haven’t been paid fully yet for the last 5 months of work I’ve put in among other things, so I can’t get one anyways. So I’m locked out of Discord again.
Now most of you are asking yourselves, “well why not just use the computer?” Because I don’t have one. I’m visiting/working with my dad at his place and the only computer is his old work laptop that’s slowly dying/losing OS support, which I’m not even really allowed to use because of how paranoid my dad is about losing all his files (even though he’s made 0 effort to try and get a new computer, or an external hard-drive, or new OS, but I can’t mention this without him thinking I’m bringing it up solely to start an argument for some reason) and as a result, I can’t use Discord browser, or Steam, or really anything on the computer that isn’t checking my bank account without him thinking that his computer’s gonna get a virus. This is when I mention the fact that if I had a computer that I was originally promised back when I graduated high school, I wouldn’t even have to ask him, which only makes him come up with a slew of excuses about why he somehow couldn’t afford a computer right now or back then... I digress.
Due to the literal shit month it’s been for us, it looks like Dad won’t get paid for the last job we did, so that means I won’t get paid either.... Welp, guess I can go fuck myself. It’s been 6 months of anger, arguments, gaslighting, condescension, malice, passive-aggression, active-aggression, depression, anxiety, regret..... So much shit I missed or couldn’t participate in properly. I practically missed #Musk Month, a new month devoted literally to my favourite kink, and yet I’m stuck with a shitty phone that’s losing more and more function every day, no computer so I can start animating/drawing, no money in the bank, nothing... And that’s not even the WTF part.
The WTF part: My dad feels a bit guilty about me not getting a new phone, so he offered to let me use his phone to download Discord so I can message people.......
So..... My dad, who doesn’t really know what a furry is.... thinks I’m kinda weird/gross for being interested in stinky feet when I was a kid....... kiiiiiiinda isn’t the most understanding about certain aspects of LGBTQ+ stuff......... is willing to let me use his phone to download fucking DISCORD onto it, which y’know... clearly no way, shape or form that could ever possibly backfire! 😃😃😃
I could just picture the questions:
“Who the fuck is ‘SpicyDergBoi UwU’?!”
“Seriously, why are you a skunk?”
“Holy shit! Why are so many people begging to sniff your feet? You never change your fucking socks!”
“You’re gay?”
“Lemme guess, you fantasize about getting fucked by Pepe Le Pew?”
“The fuck does ‘blep’ and ‘mlem’ mean?”
“(Random pop-up from an NSFW channel on a server I forgot about depicting a kink I’m not into) Eww! Why the fuck does she have 4 dicks?!”
It’s like the universe really, really likes fucking me around. 😂😂😂
Okay... So check this out!!!
Discord started working out of nowhere on my phone for the first time in almost 3 weeks and I’m finally able to tell people I’m on. Works for a bit, but then I make the mistake of opening a link to a Youtube video and then suddenly it starts crashing again upon booting up. Been meaning to get a new phone for a while now but I haven’t because I haven’t been paid fully yet for the last 5 months of work I’ve put in among other things, so I can’t get one anyways. So I’m locked out of Discord again.
Now most of you are asking yourselves, “well why not just use the computer?” Because I don’t have one. I’m visiting/working with my dad at his place and the only computer is his old work laptop that’s slowly dying/losing OS support, which I’m not even really allowed to use because of how paranoid my dad is about losing all his files (even though he’s made 0 effort to try and get a new computer, or an external hard-drive, or new OS, but I can’t mention this without him thinking I’m bringing it up solely to start an argument for some reason) and as a result, I can’t use Discord browser, or Steam, or really anything on the computer that isn’t checking my bank account without him thinking that his computer’s gonna get a virus. This is when I mention the fact that if I had a computer that I was originally promised back when I graduated high school, I wouldn’t even have to ask him, which only makes him come up with a slew of excuses about why he somehow couldn’t afford a computer right now or back then... I digress.
Due to the literal shit month it’s been for us, it looks like Dad won’t get paid for the last job we did, so that means I won’t get paid either.... Welp, guess I can go fuck myself. It’s been 6 months of anger, arguments, gaslighting, condescension, malice, passive-aggression, active-aggression, depression, anxiety, regret..... So much shit I missed or couldn’t participate in properly. I practically missed #Musk Month, a new month devoted literally to my favourite kink, and yet I’m stuck with a shitty phone that’s losing more and more function every day, no computer so I can start animating/drawing, no money in the bank, nothing... And that’s not even the WTF part.
The WTF part: My dad feels a bit guilty about me not getting a new phone, so he offered to let me use his phone to download Discord so I can message people.......
So..... My dad, who doesn’t really know what a furry is.... thinks I’m kinda weird/gross for being interested in stinky feet when I was a kid....... kiiiiiiinda isn’t the most understanding about certain aspects of LGBTQ+ stuff......... is willing to let me use his phone to download fucking DISCORD onto it, which y’know... clearly no way, shape or form that could ever possibly backfire! 😃😃😃
I could just picture the questions:
“Who the fuck is ‘SpicyDergBoi UwU’?!”
“Seriously, why are you a skunk?”
“Holy shit! Why are so many people begging to sniff your feet? You never change your fucking socks!”
“You’re gay?”
“Lemme guess, you fantasize about getting fucked by Pepe Le Pew?”
“The fuck does ‘blep’ and ‘mlem’ mean?”
“(Random pop-up from an NSFW channel on a server I forgot about depicting a kink I’m not into) Eww! Why the fuck does she have 4 dicks?!”
It’s like the universe really, really likes fucking me around. 😂😂😂
I also suggest you to get a new phone, maybe one of those "used but restored" ones, kinda cheap yet almost new!
That’s pretty much what my current phone is. I just need something that isn’t gonna phase out in the next 2 years.
If you're looking for a decent phone, I got myself one called a Poco X3 Pro of Amazon a while ago, by Xiaomi, and it's help up for a good three years, still going strong. They're on amazon for ~£250 now, which is cheaper than when I got them, and honestly it hasn't been too bad. Runs discord just fine, plus loads of other apps.
I'd definitely suggest starting a gofundme or having an open paypal.me link so people can chip in. When I next get paid, I'd be happy to help put ~100 towards it if you still need. Defintiely can't be missing out on such a wonderful and amazing fellow skunk <3
You ever need to chat or even vent, send me a Note or something. It sucks knowing how badly you're getting on and that I can't do much about it...