Buy a cheap off-brand of Mini Wheats (I use Malt-O-Meal Frosted Mini Spooners in the big bag) and save all the crushed, powdery flakes at the bottom to eat separately. Then break out the pine-scented air freshener, put on a beanie and flannel, and pretend you're starting your day off right with a big bowl of sugary sawdust!

It's a nice change of pace from time to time.

Pair's well with meat. What kind of meat? Whatever's outside! Deer, beaver, squirrel, your neighbor's annoying dog, rabbit, whatever tickles your fancy!

(none of this is meant to be taken seriously)