Yo, It's me. The guy that is on the FBI watch list for fetish crimes against furmanity. So guys, we did it! 1,000 watchers! I am so proud of this community. *Blows party horn* I am genuinely happy right now and love each and everyone of you that decides to check out my smut writing and general filth commissions where I huff Sandy Cheeks's stanky squirrel ass or some debaucherous shit. I had some ideas for what to do when I reached this number...I was gonna make a story about like...Dr. Catden hosting a tele-thon with ALL the characters I have done/made making a cameo/answering phones and the donations go to making Melissa into a world-destroying blob. I might still do that.

I am really behind on commissions but trying to catch up. I really don't want to write when I'm not feeling well because the quality will drop. You can't say I haven't improved over the years and I hope to become even better. I am sorry for making anyone wait. I am a super unlucky guy and the shit that has been happening to me is un-fucking-real. This week alone I got the shit beat out of me by someone, my grandmother died of lung cancer at the ripe young age of 90, and other such horrible shit.

Now this is normally the part where I would offer YOU a free story in a raffle. I'd say "leave a comment" and I'll pick one I wanna do...but considering I haven't finished the couple from my LAST milestone? I think I'm gonna hold off. I hope to finish most of my stories by halloweens end. Halloween is the only time I am genuinely happy. I might do something special for christmas. Who knows? My gallery is like a box of chocolates. You never know whatcha' gonna git'...unless you read the little paper that comes with it specifically telling you what is inside the chocolate for allergy reasons.

I love you all. You genuinely give me a reason to keep going and I want to make you proud and not disappoint you. I only hope you can forgive my lazy depressed ass while I try and pull myself together <3 Stay safe and well