I'm not sure what an Open Office File would look like, as I usually use Google Docs for PDF'S, but if I could help out in a way, is there any menu on the top that says File, open? If so, there might be a way to convert your .OOF files to .PDF. Worse comes to worse, you could utilize Google Docs to get the PDF for the stories. Snce Google has those capabilities of conversion & whatnot. Just copy & paste the text onto said Google Word Doc. Hopefully this helps out somehow.

Oh yeah and what's the chance Googs the Noogs isn't gonna nookz my bookz and delete them off of the internet just because they have a few weird scenes in them?

I see your point... Man, why couldn't FA be like DA & have a built in writing system? DA literally started in 99 with writing in mind & yet FA never adapted it's own system for literature. T.T

They gobbled up notepad / text files tastelessly. Turns out That basic format was enough for them...