The world is just getting too complex for me. They even mess me
up every time I go to the grocery store. You would think they
could settle on something themselves but this sudden "Paper or
Plastic?" every time I check out just knocks me for a loop.

I bought some of those cloth reusable bags to avoid looking
confused but I never remember to take them in with me.

Now I toss it back to them. When they ask me, "Paper or
Plastic?" I just say, "Doesn't matter to me.. I am
bi-sacksual.." Then it's their turn to stare at me with a blank
look.