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2 years ago
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So is made the second list of the month. As like all the others, its time for themed ships that run free in my mind from time to time. There are a few rules. The first and foremost is that each ship must involve at least one member of the hoofed variety. The second rule is that even with crack ships they have to remain in universe. No crossing over to other shows/fandoms. It makes things harder, but really helps you be clever with the combinations. From friendships to kinky freaks, all ships can set sail in this navy.
With that said, here we go.
10 pairs of clopping hoof couples.
- On Stage x Raspberry Beret (MLP)- I really really deserve an award for not flooding this list with ponies. If we switch up the months next time I will insist on one list being ponies. Back on track, here is a crack ship I hardly see. These two are part of the troupe that was tasked with teaching Celestia stage acting. They focus on method acting. So when they both managed to get the part of a soon-to-be-married couple in a Manehattan play, they tried dating to get into character. Nopony knew the wedding at the third act was real until she threw the bouquet into the audience.
- True Heart Bear and Noble Heart Horse (Care Bears)- Yeah they are a couple, and I gotta wonder what catastrophe occurred involving Dark Heart that forces them to take a ship of babies into hiding? We are totally missing out on some interesting lore.
- Pinky x Phar Fignewton (Animaniacs)- Boy likes his ladies big. Much respect.
- Vinnie the Deer x Fifi Le Fume (TTA)- This one took a little creativity. In Looniversity, Fifi likes to mention her exs. Rather than being boy thirsty like her original design. Then I saw the new Vinnie design and thought… yeah he’s an ex. Personally, I prefer Vinnie’s original design.
- Officer Clawhauser x Chief Bogo (Zootopia)- You’ve seen the movie, and the short where Bogo comes rushing in to be his dance partner. Its so cute and awkwardly wholesome.
- Heqet x Khnum (Egyptian Myth)- Heqet is the frog diety that controls the Nile’s floods. Khnum is the ram headed deity that is the true source of the nile. She decides how high he rises and how fertile the nile will be. If you cant see the innuendos here, I have failed as a perverted bad influence.
- Sophia Bolgereli x Pepe Rubbanosa (Animalympics)- This was cute. These two were a part of the big marathon race. My headcannoning brain had them hooking up while everyone was glued to Rene and Kit’s running romance. They actually hook up before the start of the Games, and Pepe can’t help but tease her at the starting line even though they promised to keep things professional.
- Dhahabu x Bunga (Lion Guard)- I am honestly not a fan of the little honey badger. In truth, my urge to kick him on the same level as “start of Boo” Gotenks. But I did think his crush on the zebra queen was adorable. Shows that honey badgers want what they want and care not for much else. If Timon and Pumba could make it work, I don’t see why they couldn’t.
- Ryoga Hibiki x Ukyo Kuonji (Ranma ½)- Ok this one is a stretch, but Ryoga does turn into a pig. In the manga Ryoga eventually hooks up with a sweet girl that raises sumo pigs, but I didn’t start on the manga. I watched the anime. In the anime it was often implied that the directionless downer would have some kind of relationship with the bi- queen of cuisine. In the large group of oddballs, she seemed the most sensible. In Akane’s harem, Ryoga seemed to have some what of a level head. It often seemed to be that they would gravitate to each other in spite of all their shenanigans.
- Asgore Dreamur x Snowdin Shopkeeper (Undertale/ Deltarune)- Lets be honest about Asgore, he doesn’t get a lot of love. Even in Deltarune, he is a helpless sad sack who is hung up on his ex. Occassionally the big bear of a ram might get a few bones tossed his way, but its rare. So in steps my crack shipping brain with a thought… how about the Shop keeper from Snowdin? See when the wall is shattered and the monsters head above ground, Asgore pretty much abdicates the throne and gets a job/hobby as a gardener. When you shop keeper is spoken with in the epilogue, she says that she and her sister wanted to open a shop/inn above ground. Well every good hotel needs a competent groundskeeper. This is where Asgore fits in. Eventually she starts to fall for his dorky awkward charms. Unlike Toriel, the ShopKeeper doesn’t blame Asgore for his actions. She does feel bad, but sees it as a terrible necessity to free their people. If anything she felt pity for the big lug. Seeing him bond with her kids softened her heart to him more and they start an awkward relationship.
That’ll do for now. I am quite sure there are many more hooved couples that I have yet to touch up on. Well the comments below are open. Feel free to make your own lists and share them with us. Hope you enjoy the rest of the month.
Yup I still have commissions open. Feel free to toss me a line in the DMs.
https://inkbunny.net/j/478338
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/10510962/
https://www.deviantart.com/asuralud.....cash-955562774
With that said, here we go.
10 pairs of clopping hoof couples.
- On Stage x Raspberry Beret (MLP)- I really really deserve an award for not flooding this list with ponies. If we switch up the months next time I will insist on one list being ponies. Back on track, here is a crack ship I hardly see. These two are part of the troupe that was tasked with teaching Celestia stage acting. They focus on method acting. So when they both managed to get the part of a soon-to-be-married couple in a Manehattan play, they tried dating to get into character. Nopony knew the wedding at the third act was real until she threw the bouquet into the audience.
- True Heart Bear and Noble Heart Horse (Care Bears)- Yeah they are a couple, and I gotta wonder what catastrophe occurred involving Dark Heart that forces them to take a ship of babies into hiding? We are totally missing out on some interesting lore.
- Pinky x Phar Fignewton (Animaniacs)- Boy likes his ladies big. Much respect.
- Vinnie the Deer x Fifi Le Fume (TTA)- This one took a little creativity. In Looniversity, Fifi likes to mention her exs. Rather than being boy thirsty like her original design. Then I saw the new Vinnie design and thought… yeah he’s an ex. Personally, I prefer Vinnie’s original design.
- Officer Clawhauser x Chief Bogo (Zootopia)- You’ve seen the movie, and the short where Bogo comes rushing in to be his dance partner. Its so cute and awkwardly wholesome.
- Heqet x Khnum (Egyptian Myth)- Heqet is the frog diety that controls the Nile’s floods. Khnum is the ram headed deity that is the true source of the nile. She decides how high he rises and how fertile the nile will be. If you cant see the innuendos here, I have failed as a perverted bad influence.
- Sophia Bolgereli x Pepe Rubbanosa (Animalympics)- This was cute. These two were a part of the big marathon race. My headcannoning brain had them hooking up while everyone was glued to Rene and Kit’s running romance. They actually hook up before the start of the Games, and Pepe can’t help but tease her at the starting line even though they promised to keep things professional.
- Dhahabu x Bunga (Lion Guard)- I am honestly not a fan of the little honey badger. In truth, my urge to kick him on the same level as “start of Boo” Gotenks. But I did think his crush on the zebra queen was adorable. Shows that honey badgers want what they want and care not for much else. If Timon and Pumba could make it work, I don’t see why they couldn’t.
- Ryoga Hibiki x Ukyo Kuonji (Ranma ½)- Ok this one is a stretch, but Ryoga does turn into a pig. In the manga Ryoga eventually hooks up with a sweet girl that raises sumo pigs, but I didn’t start on the manga. I watched the anime. In the anime it was often implied that the directionless downer would have some kind of relationship with the bi- queen of cuisine. In the large group of oddballs, she seemed the most sensible. In Akane’s harem, Ryoga seemed to have some what of a level head. It often seemed to be that they would gravitate to each other in spite of all their shenanigans.
- Asgore Dreamur x Snowdin Shopkeeper (Undertale/ Deltarune)- Lets be honest about Asgore, he doesn’t get a lot of love. Even in Deltarune, he is a helpless sad sack who is hung up on his ex. Occassionally the big bear of a ram might get a few bones tossed his way, but its rare. So in steps my crack shipping brain with a thought… how about the Shop keeper from Snowdin? See when the wall is shattered and the monsters head above ground, Asgore pretty much abdicates the throne and gets a job/hobby as a gardener. When you shop keeper is spoken with in the epilogue, she says that she and her sister wanted to open a shop/inn above ground. Well every good hotel needs a competent groundskeeper. This is where Asgore fits in. Eventually she starts to fall for his dorky awkward charms. Unlike Toriel, the ShopKeeper doesn’t blame Asgore for his actions. She does feel bad, but sees it as a terrible necessity to free their people. If anything she felt pity for the big lug. Seeing him bond with her kids softened her heart to him more and they start an awkward relationship.
That’ll do for now. I am quite sure there are many more hooved couples that I have yet to touch up on. Well the comments below are open. Feel free to make your own lists and share them with us. Hope you enjoy the rest of the month.
Yup I still have commissions open. Feel free to toss me a line in the DMs.
https://inkbunny.net/j/478338
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/10510962/
https://www.deviantart.com/asuralud.....cash-955562774
