XXXmas + 5 Regular Story Commission slots open TOMORROW!
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XXXmas 2023 is just one day away!
On Friday November 24th at 8pm GMT, that's exactly 24 hours from the time when I've posted this journal, I will be opening for up to twenty five XXXmas themed short story commissions. Below you can find all the details you'll need to grab a story or two for yourself tomorrow. :3
Additionally, I'll also be opening up for FIVE standard story commissions for folks who may not want a specifically xxxmas themed story, or who want something longer/more detailed than these shorter prompts allow for, still to be completed by Christmas. All those story commission details can be found on the commissions tab of my profile here on FA, but the rest of this journal is dealing specifically with the XXXmas commissions. :D
What are XXXmas commissions?
They're a series of winter and festive holiday season themed prompts that y'all can choose from to purchase and have written featuring your own choice of characters, and which I'll be posting every day from December 1st to the 25th (assuming all 25 slots sell, of course. :D)
How long will each XXXmas short story commission be?
Each story will be approximately 2000 words in length, the same length as one of my standard "short story" commissions. :3
How much will each XXXmas short story commission cost to buy?
Each story will be £25gbp (British Pounds), a £10 discount on my normal 2k story commission price. :)
How do I buy an XXXmas story?
When I open for the commission batch tomorrow, simply respond to the journal saying which of the 25 story ideas below you would like to buy.
eg. "I'd like numbers 2 and 21 please!"
"One slot of #6 please!"
"7 & 18!"
"I'd like to grab A season for self love and Fun in the festive sun"
How many XXXmas stories can I buy?
Each person can buy up to two XXXmas slots each, and there is no limit on the number of people who can pick an individual theme/idea, so don't worry if you see that someone has already picked the slot/theme that you had your eye on. :) Alternatively if you wish to have your purchase be anonymous, simply note me with the numbers of the slots you'd like after the commission batch opens and I'll post in the journal that they've been purchased without naming you, just so everyone can see how many of the 25 available commission slots have already been claimed.
Why 25 slots?
I'd like to post one XXXmas story every day in December from the 1st through to Christmas Day.
Does that mean my commission will be completed by Christmas?
Yup! All XXXmas commissions will be complete by Christmas, so if you've been thinking about treating yourself to a lewd story as a holiday gift this year, this is a great chance. :3
Okay, so I've decided which idea/two ideas I want. How do I pay you?
After asking to claim the slots in the journal comments or via note, I'll ask you for any relevant details (characters, any other relevant info to personalise your picks), and once we've agreed on those details I'll ask you for your paypal email address to send a payment request to. Payment will be taken up front in full prior to work being started.
Please only claim xxxmas commission slots if you are able to provide the details of your ideas and pay within 72 hours of my commissions opening. Thank youuu. :3
You mention providing character details, how much detail do you want?
For each theme slot you've picked you'll be able to put forward one or two main characters of your choice (OCs or famous 'rule 34'able' adult anthro characters, one or two depending on the prompt's details).
Please note that because these commissions are discounted, you won't be able to specify the overall plot of the story in detail.
You'll be able to provide character information (visual refs and/or a written description), state any relevant preferences (the genders of any other characters involved, sexual preferences, etc) and pick the prompt that will inform the story's content. However you won't be able to ask for additional kinks or major plot elements that are outside the scope of the prompt/theme you've chosen.
For example, if you pick the theme "Under the XXXmas tree - the main character wakes up to find a naked, ribbon wrapped body waiting eagerly for them under the tree" light bondage will obviously be a feature of the story, but I wouldn't be able to add inflation or TF content to a story like that. As such, if you have a character who has some innate kinky aspect to them (i.e. they're hyper-endowed or a living pool toy) please consider either picking a prompt that works with their nature, or picking a different character that does suit the idea and its themes more. :3
Here's the list of themes available to choose from this year. In previous years I've made it so only one person can pick each theme, but that always leaves people disappointed if someone else gets to the one theme/prompt they really wanted before they're able to claim a slot. So, this year any number of people can pick any prompt and I'll work to make them stand apart through the characters and their interactions. :3 Once again though, each individual may purchase a maximum of two commissions from the list.
XXXMas 2023 theme/prompt list.
1) Under the XXXmas tree - The main character wakes up to find a naked, ribbon wrapped second character waiting eagerly for them under the tree. (light bondage, light dom/sub)
2) The Sound of Sleigh-bells - The holiday season is always an intense time of year, but even more so after the main character is implanted with a hypnotic trigger that means they cum every time they hear sleigh bells. (hypnosis, public, uncontrollable orgasms, unexpected but consensual)
3) An Unexpected Snow-storm - The main character is caught out by a sudden intense snow storm, either while driving or out hiking somewhere far from home. Thankfully they find a house with a friendly occupant who not only offers them shelter, but goes the extra mile to make sure they get warmed up again. (shower sex, cosy fucking under blankets, one night stand)
4) The Nice List - The main character wakes up to find Santa Claus standing fondly over them, naked from the waist down and ready to lavish them with pleasure and praise for being good for the previous year. (sex with Santa, Santa can be any species or gender, praise kink, worship kink)
5) The Naughty List - The main character wakes up to find Santa Claus standing with arms folded over them, naked from the waist down and ready to "punish" them for being lewd and naughty for the previous year. (sex with Santa, Santa can be any species or gender, Santa doms you, rough sex and/or orgasm denial/edging; your choice of any/all of those), fully consensual 'punishment'.
6) Coffee Break - The main character hears noises from their home's kitchen, and finds all of Santa's anthro reindeer, naked aside from their harnesses, using their kitchen to make a quick pot of coffee before getting back to work. Upon being discovered, they eagerly offer a quick but wild orgy in exchange for the coffee. (Santa's reindeer can be a single or any combination/mix of genders, but they're all horny and eager to 'reward' you in exchange for the use of your kitchen).
7) A Cosy Christmas Sweater - It seems like the christmas sweater the main character received from a second character is way too big. But actually, it's perfect for both of you to slip inside and share a cosy Christmas cuddle-fuck. (wrapped up/cuddling in an armchair with two bare upper bodies inside the same oversized sweater, humping/riding, cuddlefucking)
8) Hot and Cold - Two characters share a hot tub together on a cold December night, and enjoy the intense thrill of slipping out of the water onto the snowy grass, then back into the steaming water, all while pleasuring one another. (temperature play, outdoor sex)
9) A Season for Self-Love - The main character bought themselves a new sex toy for the holidays, but has been waiting until Christmas morning to unbox it and try it out. Thankfully they don't have plans until later in the day, so they can spend the whole morning indulging themselves with their new plaything. (Masturbation, solo with toy, any kind of inanimate sex toy (i.e not like an AI robot fuck buddy or anything like that, but dildos, strokers, vibrators, plugs, massagers, etc are all good).
10) A Dream Gift - In a world where magic exists, the main character has been given one of the most incredibly gifts by a lover/partner/close friend. A magically induced dream where they get to spend a whole day fucking their favourite fictional, Rule 34'able anthro crush, knowing that they'll remember every last detail of it as though it were real even when they wake up. (One OC main character and one famous, rule 34'able adult anthro character of your choice who is eager and utterly desperate to spend the day fucking them).
11) A Time for Family - After weeks or months apart due to busy lives, two related characters can't wait until after the family xmas party to show how much they've missed one another. (Any two related characters, so long as both are adults and fully consenting, incest, secret sex, almost but not quite caught in the act)
12) Spreading XXXmas Cheer - The main character seeks to bring some holiday cheer to other people's lives by spending a few hours in a local glory hole and eagerly servicing anyone who visits. (Glory hole, anonymous sex, semi-public).
13) Santa's Little Helpers - In Zootopia, a whole group of department store elf mice celebrate finishing their last shift before christmas itself by finding a much bigger creature to play with. (Micro-play, size difference, the mice can be any genders, as can the single larger mammal they want to fool around with. Your choice of OC is fine so long as you're happy with them existing in a version of Zootopia where creatures are analogous sizes relative to their real-world counterparts).
14) Fun in the Festive Sun - The main character or characters enjoy the fact that they either live in or are on vacation in a part of the world where it's summer around the holiday season, by visiting a clothing optional beach and fucking openly in front of the other beach-goers. (public sex, exhibitionism, casual nudity)
15) Hearthswarming Heat - It's Hearthswarming Eve in Equestria, and at the end of the night, the main character's favourite Pony invites them back to their place to ring in the holiday together by fucking them senseless. (Your OC can be a creature from the MLP Universe or not, or you can pick a second canon character from the shows to pair up with another pony, any genders are fine, it doesn't have to be an actual 'heat' scenario if they're just horny AF.)
16) A Jealous Bunny - The Easter Bunny is jealous of all the attention that Santa, Mrs Claus and all their buff reindeer get around this time of year. They try to convince the main character that they're much cooler than any of the winter holiday folks by making themselves the main character's fuck toy all Christmas day. (subby but bratty/needy easter bunny, they can be any gender but must be a rabbit. :3)
17) While The Husband's Away... - With Santa Claus busy with his deliveries, Mrs Claus invites the main character over to keep her company for the night. (Mrs Claus can be any species but will have a motherly yet horny personality and be somewhat 'mature' in age, it can be a cheating situation or a totally willing open relationship which Santa is totally cool with, whatever your preference may be).
18) Xmas Stockings - The main character dresses up in stockings/thigh high socks/leg warmers and either masturbates, or shows off for a second character who greatly enjoys the show. (it can be just the socks/stockings and nothing else, or a full xmas costume. Can be crossdressing or not, and emphasised as crossdressing or not, dependant on your preference and choice of gender identity for the main character).
19) Carolling - In some parts of the world people traditionally go out around Christmas and sing carols on the street for people to listen to. In the main character's world, groups go out and masturbate publicly for the enjoyment of those who see them. (Public masturbation, exhibitionism. The main character can either be a part of the group, or at home when a group of 'Carollers' arrive at their front door. You can pick the gender/body types of the other carollers, but only one fully detailed main character.)
20) Pulling the Cracker - Two main characters pull a Christmas cracker as they eat their festive dinner together. Instead of containing a cheesy joke and a crappy plastic toy though, it has some very intimate magical effect that neither expected, but both enjoy greatly! (You can choose any one/multiple of these magical effects: Species TF, Gender shifting, hyper genitalia growth, lactation, spontaneous/hyper orgasms, oviposition/egg laying).
21) Last Day of the Semester - It's the last day before college winter break starts, and two characters share one last passionate night together before returning home to their families and facing a few needy, horny weeks apart.)
22) Secret Santa - At a big holiday party with friends and a bunch of friends of friends the main character barely knows, they receive a "secret santa" present in the form of a hand written voucher redeemable for one free fuck before the end of the party. After bashfully refusing to say what their gift was, the main character is soon approached by a second character (a stranger) who knows exactly what their gift was, and is ready to let them redeem their voucher if they wish. (The two characters should be strangers for the purposes of this story, though it's totally fine if you pick OCs or existing characters who already know one another in 'canon').
23) Christmas Dinner - While preparing Christmas dinner together, two main characters "snack" on one another while the other tries to focus on the meal prep. (Casual oral sex, teasing, can involve fellatio, rimming, cunnilingus, ball-play or any combination of those).
24) Twenty Four - The main character has nothing to do on Christmas eve, so they decide to try and cum twenty four times in twenty four hours on the twenty fourth day of the month. (The methods of masturbation should be fairly simple, hands, toys, other common/relatively vanilla methods of self-pleasure, but slightly more niche extras like humping plushies/inflatables or self-oral are fine too if you want to ask for their inclusion).
25) Wildcard/Jeeves' Choice - If you want to be an absolute sweetie, you can pick this option and I'll write an XXXmas story based on one of the other prompts on this list, but with my own choice of characters/specifics. Bear in mind you'll have no input on the outcome of the story, so please only pick this option if you're totally okay with the potential of it being something you just aren't that into, but which you know will bring me a tonne of joy to write. No pressure though, haha! <3
On Friday November 24th at 8pm GMT, that's exactly 24 hours from the time when I've posted this journal, I will be opening for up to twenty five XXXmas themed short story commissions. Below you can find all the details you'll need to grab a story or two for yourself tomorrow. :3
Additionally, I'll also be opening up for FIVE standard story commissions for folks who may not want a specifically xxxmas themed story, or who want something longer/more detailed than these shorter prompts allow for, still to be completed by Christmas. All those story commission details can be found on the commissions tab of my profile here on FA, but the rest of this journal is dealing specifically with the XXXmas commissions. :D
What are XXXmas commissions?
They're a series of winter and festive holiday season themed prompts that y'all can choose from to purchase and have written featuring your own choice of characters, and which I'll be posting every day from December 1st to the 25th (assuming all 25 slots sell, of course. :D)
How long will each XXXmas short story commission be?
Each story will be approximately 2000 words in length, the same length as one of my standard "short story" commissions. :3
How much will each XXXmas short story commission cost to buy?
Each story will be £25gbp (British Pounds), a £10 discount on my normal 2k story commission price. :)
How do I buy an XXXmas story?
When I open for the commission batch tomorrow, simply respond to the journal saying which of the 25 story ideas below you would like to buy.
eg. "I'd like numbers 2 and 21 please!"
"One slot of #6 please!"
"7 & 18!"
"I'd like to grab A season for self love and Fun in the festive sun"
How many XXXmas stories can I buy?
Each person can buy up to two XXXmas slots each, and there is no limit on the number of people who can pick an individual theme/idea, so don't worry if you see that someone has already picked the slot/theme that you had your eye on. :) Alternatively if you wish to have your purchase be anonymous, simply note me with the numbers of the slots you'd like after the commission batch opens and I'll post in the journal that they've been purchased without naming you, just so everyone can see how many of the 25 available commission slots have already been claimed.
Why 25 slots?
I'd like to post one XXXmas story every day in December from the 1st through to Christmas Day.
Does that mean my commission will be completed by Christmas?
Yup! All XXXmas commissions will be complete by Christmas, so if you've been thinking about treating yourself to a lewd story as a holiday gift this year, this is a great chance. :3
Okay, so I've decided which idea/two ideas I want. How do I pay you?
After asking to claim the slots in the journal comments or via note, I'll ask you for any relevant details (characters, any other relevant info to personalise your picks), and once we've agreed on those details I'll ask you for your paypal email address to send a payment request to. Payment will be taken up front in full prior to work being started.
Please only claim xxxmas commission slots if you are able to provide the details of your ideas and pay within 72 hours of my commissions opening. Thank youuu. :3
You mention providing character details, how much detail do you want?
For each theme slot you've picked you'll be able to put forward one or two main characters of your choice (OCs or famous 'rule 34'able' adult anthro characters, one or two depending on the prompt's details).
Please note that because these commissions are discounted, you won't be able to specify the overall plot of the story in detail.
You'll be able to provide character information (visual refs and/or a written description), state any relevant preferences (the genders of any other characters involved, sexual preferences, etc) and pick the prompt that will inform the story's content. However you won't be able to ask for additional kinks or major plot elements that are outside the scope of the prompt/theme you've chosen.
For example, if you pick the theme "Under the XXXmas tree - the main character wakes up to find a naked, ribbon wrapped body waiting eagerly for them under the tree" light bondage will obviously be a feature of the story, but I wouldn't be able to add inflation or TF content to a story like that. As such, if you have a character who has some innate kinky aspect to them (i.e. they're hyper-endowed or a living pool toy) please consider either picking a prompt that works with their nature, or picking a different character that does suit the idea and its themes more. :3
Here's the list of themes available to choose from this year. In previous years I've made it so only one person can pick each theme, but that always leaves people disappointed if someone else gets to the one theme/prompt they really wanted before they're able to claim a slot. So, this year any number of people can pick any prompt and I'll work to make them stand apart through the characters and their interactions. :3 Once again though, each individual may purchase a maximum of two commissions from the list.
XXXMas 2023 theme/prompt list.
1) Under the XXXmas tree - The main character wakes up to find a naked, ribbon wrapped second character waiting eagerly for them under the tree. (light bondage, light dom/sub)
2) The Sound of Sleigh-bells - The holiday season is always an intense time of year, but even more so after the main character is implanted with a hypnotic trigger that means they cum every time they hear sleigh bells. (hypnosis, public, uncontrollable orgasms, unexpected but consensual)
3) An Unexpected Snow-storm - The main character is caught out by a sudden intense snow storm, either while driving or out hiking somewhere far from home. Thankfully they find a house with a friendly occupant who not only offers them shelter, but goes the extra mile to make sure they get warmed up again. (shower sex, cosy fucking under blankets, one night stand)
4) The Nice List - The main character wakes up to find Santa Claus standing fondly over them, naked from the waist down and ready to lavish them with pleasure and praise for being good for the previous year. (sex with Santa, Santa can be any species or gender, praise kink, worship kink)
5) The Naughty List - The main character wakes up to find Santa Claus standing with arms folded over them, naked from the waist down and ready to "punish" them for being lewd and naughty for the previous year. (sex with Santa, Santa can be any species or gender, Santa doms you, rough sex and/or orgasm denial/edging; your choice of any/all of those), fully consensual 'punishment'.
6) Coffee Break - The main character hears noises from their home's kitchen, and finds all of Santa's anthro reindeer, naked aside from their harnesses, using their kitchen to make a quick pot of coffee before getting back to work. Upon being discovered, they eagerly offer a quick but wild orgy in exchange for the coffee. (Santa's reindeer can be a single or any combination/mix of genders, but they're all horny and eager to 'reward' you in exchange for the use of your kitchen).
7) A Cosy Christmas Sweater - It seems like the christmas sweater the main character received from a second character is way too big. But actually, it's perfect for both of you to slip inside and share a cosy Christmas cuddle-fuck. (wrapped up/cuddling in an armchair with two bare upper bodies inside the same oversized sweater, humping/riding, cuddlefucking)
8) Hot and Cold - Two characters share a hot tub together on a cold December night, and enjoy the intense thrill of slipping out of the water onto the snowy grass, then back into the steaming water, all while pleasuring one another. (temperature play, outdoor sex)
9) A Season for Self-Love - The main character bought themselves a new sex toy for the holidays, but has been waiting until Christmas morning to unbox it and try it out. Thankfully they don't have plans until later in the day, so they can spend the whole morning indulging themselves with their new plaything. (Masturbation, solo with toy, any kind of inanimate sex toy (i.e not like an AI robot fuck buddy or anything like that, but dildos, strokers, vibrators, plugs, massagers, etc are all good).
10) A Dream Gift - In a world where magic exists, the main character has been given one of the most incredibly gifts by a lover/partner/close friend. A magically induced dream where they get to spend a whole day fucking their favourite fictional, Rule 34'able anthro crush, knowing that they'll remember every last detail of it as though it were real even when they wake up. (One OC main character and one famous, rule 34'able adult anthro character of your choice who is eager and utterly desperate to spend the day fucking them).
11) A Time for Family - After weeks or months apart due to busy lives, two related characters can't wait until after the family xmas party to show how much they've missed one another. (Any two related characters, so long as both are adults and fully consenting, incest, secret sex, almost but not quite caught in the act)
12) Spreading XXXmas Cheer - The main character seeks to bring some holiday cheer to other people's lives by spending a few hours in a local glory hole and eagerly servicing anyone who visits. (Glory hole, anonymous sex, semi-public).
13) Santa's Little Helpers - In Zootopia, a whole group of department store elf mice celebrate finishing their last shift before christmas itself by finding a much bigger creature to play with. (Micro-play, size difference, the mice can be any genders, as can the single larger mammal they want to fool around with. Your choice of OC is fine so long as you're happy with them existing in a version of Zootopia where creatures are analogous sizes relative to their real-world counterparts).
14) Fun in the Festive Sun - The main character or characters enjoy the fact that they either live in or are on vacation in a part of the world where it's summer around the holiday season, by visiting a clothing optional beach and fucking openly in front of the other beach-goers. (public sex, exhibitionism, casual nudity)
15) Hearthswarming Heat - It's Hearthswarming Eve in Equestria, and at the end of the night, the main character's favourite Pony invites them back to their place to ring in the holiday together by fucking them senseless. (Your OC can be a creature from the MLP Universe or not, or you can pick a second canon character from the shows to pair up with another pony, any genders are fine, it doesn't have to be an actual 'heat' scenario if they're just horny AF.)
16) A Jealous Bunny - The Easter Bunny is jealous of all the attention that Santa, Mrs Claus and all their buff reindeer get around this time of year. They try to convince the main character that they're much cooler than any of the winter holiday folks by making themselves the main character's fuck toy all Christmas day. (subby but bratty/needy easter bunny, they can be any gender but must be a rabbit. :3)
17) While The Husband's Away... - With Santa Claus busy with his deliveries, Mrs Claus invites the main character over to keep her company for the night. (Mrs Claus can be any species but will have a motherly yet horny personality and be somewhat 'mature' in age, it can be a cheating situation or a totally willing open relationship which Santa is totally cool with, whatever your preference may be).
18) Xmas Stockings - The main character dresses up in stockings/thigh high socks/leg warmers and either masturbates, or shows off for a second character who greatly enjoys the show. (it can be just the socks/stockings and nothing else, or a full xmas costume. Can be crossdressing or not, and emphasised as crossdressing or not, dependant on your preference and choice of gender identity for the main character).
19) Carolling - In some parts of the world people traditionally go out around Christmas and sing carols on the street for people to listen to. In the main character's world, groups go out and masturbate publicly for the enjoyment of those who see them. (Public masturbation, exhibitionism. The main character can either be a part of the group, or at home when a group of 'Carollers' arrive at their front door. You can pick the gender/body types of the other carollers, but only one fully detailed main character.)
20) Pulling the Cracker - Two main characters pull a Christmas cracker as they eat their festive dinner together. Instead of containing a cheesy joke and a crappy plastic toy though, it has some very intimate magical effect that neither expected, but both enjoy greatly! (You can choose any one/multiple of these magical effects: Species TF, Gender shifting, hyper genitalia growth, lactation, spontaneous/hyper orgasms, oviposition/egg laying).
21) Last Day of the Semester - It's the last day before college winter break starts, and two characters share one last passionate night together before returning home to their families and facing a few needy, horny weeks apart.)
22) Secret Santa - At a big holiday party with friends and a bunch of friends of friends the main character barely knows, they receive a "secret santa" present in the form of a hand written voucher redeemable for one free fuck before the end of the party. After bashfully refusing to say what their gift was, the main character is soon approached by a second character (a stranger) who knows exactly what their gift was, and is ready to let them redeem their voucher if they wish. (The two characters should be strangers for the purposes of this story, though it's totally fine if you pick OCs or existing characters who already know one another in 'canon').
23) Christmas Dinner - While preparing Christmas dinner together, two main characters "snack" on one another while the other tries to focus on the meal prep. (Casual oral sex, teasing, can involve fellatio, rimming, cunnilingus, ball-play or any combination of those).
24) Twenty Four - The main character has nothing to do on Christmas eve, so they decide to try and cum twenty four times in twenty four hours on the twenty fourth day of the month. (The methods of masturbation should be fairly simple, hands, toys, other common/relatively vanilla methods of self-pleasure, but slightly more niche extras like humping plushies/inflatables or self-oral are fine too if you want to ask for their inclusion).
25) Wildcard/Jeeves' Choice - If you want to be an absolute sweetie, you can pick this option and I'll write an XXXmas story based on one of the other prompts on this list, but with my own choice of characters/specifics. Bear in mind you'll have no input on the outcome of the story, so please only pick this option if you're totally okay with the potential of it being something you just aren't that into, but which you know will bring me a tonne of joy to write. No pressure though, haha! <3
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If it was the OC of say, a partner or an otherwise intimately close individual and they'd be willing to send me a note saying "I give permission for my character to be used in 'x' story" then that's fine. But I've had a couple of occasions in the past where someone has gotten a commission featuring their characters with those of a friend or in one case a character belonging to a different furry creator, and have then gotten requests for re-writes/edits because even though they'd asked permission beforehand, they hadn't been clear enough about what exactly the story they were getting entailed, and it ended up not being something the others wanted to see their characters involved with. Since the last thing I want to do is make anyone feel uncomfortable or as though their boundaries have been crossed, I'm therefore somewhat reluctant to write stories about OCs belonging to other individuals who aren't directly involved in asking for the commission.
I hope that's understandable, and thank you for taking the time to check. <3