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Smutty Tabletop Class Idea
2 years ago
(Very incomplete)
Reskin/based off of Warlock 5e
Spellslots per level: 1, always cast spells at highest level.
Spells:
Cantrips (Choose 2 at level 1)
Ejaculate (Eldritch Blast) - 1d10 force damage by shooting a powerful cumshot/squirt. 2 spurts at 5th, 3 spurts at 11th, 4 spurts at 17th. Target 1 or different creatures with the different spurts.
Sexy Wiles (Friends) - Get advantage on CHA checks vs target creature. Duration 10 turns. Need concentration.
Troy's Aegis (Blade Ward Alt) - Don a magical condom that offers physical damage resist.
Level 1 Spells (Choose 2 at level 1)
Suit of Silicone - Gain (5 per slot LVL) temporary HP and deal (5 per slot LVL) Latex damage to melee attackers. 0 temp HP from this spell = spell ends. Otherwise lasts until rest.
Seductive Kiss (Charm Person) - Kiss someone. They are CHARMED and will not attack you, treating you as a paramour/lover. You gain advantage on charisma checks against them/dialogue. Enemies have advantage to their save against being Charmed. 10 turns.
Smoldering Look (Hellish Rebuke) - Flavor is makes targets burn with lust/horny/heat/need to breed. 2d8 heat/fire damage and +1 per spell level.
Cum and Run (Expeditious Repeat)
Jolt of Pleasure (Witch Bolt) - Flavor is makes targets orgasm/tremble/shake. 1d12 damage on hit, 1d12 when action'd. 1d12 per spell level. Shock/Pleasure damage. Concentration.
Level 2 spells
Cumsplosion - A valid target (someone recently cummed into), OR someone with testicles expldoes with virile energies. The cum gushes out of their body and splatters everywhere. Creatures within 15 feet must make dex saves. Failed save - 2d8 cum damage, halved on success. If they're also full of cum and reduced to 0 HP they explode and proc this effect too. Damage increases by 1d8 for each slot level above 2nd.
Eldritch Invocations
The Balls Hunger
Once on each of your turns when you hit a creature with your EJACULATE, you can move that creature in a straight line 10 feet closer to yourself using sucking force.
Sticky Ejaculate
Once on each of your turns when you hit a creature with your EJACULATE, you can reduce that creature's speed by 10 feet until the end of your next turn.
Forceful Ejaculate
When you hit a creature with EJACULATE, you can push the creature up to 10 feet away from you in a straight line.
Transformative Cum
When you hit a creature with your EJACULATE, you can cast Polymorph as a bonus action using a warlock spell slot. The spell must be centered on the creature you hit with eldritch blast.
Burning Cum
When you cast EJACULATE, add your Charisma modifier to the damage it deals on a hit. This damage is fire-based.
Dissolving Jizz
Prerequisites: EJACULATE cantrip, 5th level
When you hit a creature with your EJACULATE cantrip, you can imbue your blast with the corossive nature of your cum. The target must make a Constitution saving throw. On a failed save, if the creature is wearing nonmagical ferrous metal armor, carrying a metal shield, or holding a metal weapon, the creature chooses which one to be the target of the effect. The Item chosen takes a permanent and cumulative -1 penalty on either the AC it offers or its damage rolls. If a weapon's penalty drops to -5, the weapon is destroyed. Armor reduced to an AC of 10 or a shield that drops to a +0 bonus is destroyed. "
Vows of Nudity - Allows casting Emperor's Clothes at will.
Emperor's Clothes (Mage Armor)
Surround an unarmoured creature in a protective magical force. Its Armour Class Armour Class increases to 13 + its Dexterity modifier. Target cannot be wearing armor OR clothes & effect ends if target puts on armor or clothes. Lasts until long rest. [To mitigate severity, clothing-like effects/perks will be provided via bangle slots or whatever]
Reskin/based off of Warlock 5e
Spellslots per level: 1, always cast spells at highest level.
Spells:
Cantrips (Choose 2 at level 1)
Ejaculate (Eldritch Blast) - 1d10 force damage by shooting a powerful cumshot/squirt. 2 spurts at 5th, 3 spurts at 11th, 4 spurts at 17th. Target 1 or different creatures with the different spurts.
Sexy Wiles (Friends) - Get advantage on CHA checks vs target creature. Duration 10 turns. Need concentration.
Troy's Aegis (Blade Ward Alt) - Don a magical condom that offers physical damage resist.
Level 1 Spells (Choose 2 at level 1)
Suit of Silicone - Gain (5 per slot LVL) temporary HP and deal (5 per slot LVL) Latex damage to melee attackers. 0 temp HP from this spell = spell ends. Otherwise lasts until rest.
Seductive Kiss (Charm Person) - Kiss someone. They are CHARMED and will not attack you, treating you as a paramour/lover. You gain advantage on charisma checks against them/dialogue. Enemies have advantage to their save against being Charmed. 10 turns.
Smoldering Look (Hellish Rebuke) - Flavor is makes targets burn with lust/horny/heat/need to breed. 2d8 heat/fire damage and +1 per spell level.
Cum and Run (Expeditious Repeat)
Jolt of Pleasure (Witch Bolt) - Flavor is makes targets orgasm/tremble/shake. 1d12 damage on hit, 1d12 when action'd. 1d12 per spell level. Shock/Pleasure damage. Concentration.
Level 2 spells
Cumsplosion - A valid target (someone recently cummed into), OR someone with testicles expldoes with virile energies. The cum gushes out of their body and splatters everywhere. Creatures within 15 feet must make dex saves. Failed save - 2d8 cum damage, halved on success. If they're also full of cum and reduced to 0 HP they explode and proc this effect too. Damage increases by 1d8 for each slot level above 2nd.
Eldritch Invocations
The Balls Hunger
Once on each of your turns when you hit a creature with your EJACULATE, you can move that creature in a straight line 10 feet closer to yourself using sucking force.
Sticky Ejaculate
Once on each of your turns when you hit a creature with your EJACULATE, you can reduce that creature's speed by 10 feet until the end of your next turn.
Forceful Ejaculate
When you hit a creature with EJACULATE, you can push the creature up to 10 feet away from you in a straight line.
Transformative Cum
When you hit a creature with your EJACULATE, you can cast Polymorph as a bonus action using a warlock spell slot. The spell must be centered on the creature you hit with eldritch blast.
Burning Cum
When you cast EJACULATE, add your Charisma modifier to the damage it deals on a hit. This damage is fire-based.
Dissolving Jizz
Prerequisites: EJACULATE cantrip, 5th level
When you hit a creature with your EJACULATE cantrip, you can imbue your blast with the corossive nature of your cum. The target must make a Constitution saving throw. On a failed save, if the creature is wearing nonmagical ferrous metal armor, carrying a metal shield, or holding a metal weapon, the creature chooses which one to be the target of the effect. The Item chosen takes a permanent and cumulative -1 penalty on either the AC it offers or its damage rolls. If a weapon's penalty drops to -5, the weapon is destroyed. Armor reduced to an AC of 10 or a shield that drops to a +0 bonus is destroyed. "
Vows of Nudity - Allows casting Emperor's Clothes at will.
Emperor's Clothes (Mage Armor)
Surround an unarmoured creature in a protective magical force. Its Armour Class Armour Class increases to 13 + its Dexterity modifier. Target cannot be wearing armor OR clothes & effect ends if target puts on armor or clothes. Lasts until long rest. [To mitigate severity, clothing-like effects/perks will be provided via bangle slots or whatever]
