And I'll be 40. CRY so old now!

And I never do anything for my birthdays, because of being raised a Jehovah's Witness and never celebrating any holiday.

But this birthday is special. The most specialist. So I have enabled shinies on my FA.

If you want to donate a little something to the birthday boy... I mean, old man, I'll use it to do something special for myself. :3

Don't feel obligated, though.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a walking cane to pick out.