Ronny: Hey there to all, Ronny T. Rex here to wish you all a Merry Christmas! What a day to be festive, wouldn't you say?

Rufus Rooster: You got it right buddy. Speaking of festivities, there's something I think you'll like, heh heh. >;3

He places a mistletoe hat on Ronny's head and goes running off with a grin on his face.

Ronny: Somehow, I knew he was gonna do that. It's not like any girls are going to come within range, notice the mistletoe dangling from this hat and try to-

He hears some whistling nearby and looks to see numerous toon girls, all of them wearing lipstick, feeling eager to kiss him.

Ronny: Seems I spoke too soon. O_O;

He tries to go rushing away but the girls manage to grab him, proceeding to smother him with kisses, despite his attempts to get free

(A couple hours away)

Ronny is laying exhausted on the ground, with kisses all over his face and shirt

Ronny: *Stumbles to his feet with the hat still on* Well like I said, Merry Christmas to all-

He gets cut off by a busty toon zebra girl dipping him down and kissing him on the lips while a toon fox girl and toon mouse girl wait their turns as they're applying lipstick.

(On the real though, have a Merry Christmas everyone. ^_^)