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My 2024 Predictions
2 years ago
- Everyone will still be poor
- Companies will announce they made more profit this year then ever have for the tenth year in a row
- Ukraine will lose the war after being abandoned by nations under the influence of groups that say supplying the country is too expensive.
- These groups will then blame their opposition when the price of everything shoots up after Russia monopolizes the region.
- War in Gaza will end as almost nothing changes in the region, perhaps a change in leadership in Israel, though this won't change the overall government
- Donald Trump will run for president but lose. He'll do only slightly better then the last election in the public vote but ultimately loses by only a couple of votes in the electoral collage. He'll go on to be a far right Republican Party Martyr and never sent to prison out of fear how his hardcore followers will react
- Someone in America will attempt to change the legal working age of children from 13 to 5
- The English tory party will begin talks of holding some kind of 'Hunger Games esc' program for the poor
- Sega will announce a 'Sonic Land' theme park which won't ever be built
- The Silent Hill 2 movie tie in game will be a disaster, yet make massive profit as people seem surprised by this somehow. The movie it was made to promote bombs
- Bethesda will announce paid mods for Starfield, but struggle to find anyone modding Starfield period
- Blizzard will have staff cuts leading to a total of three employees and a plastic murloc figure in charge of community interaction
- 17 new Star Wars media projects come out, causing the death of a poor parent who drowns after falling into the almost bottomless discount bins their merchandise fill
- Elon Musk will announce the reopening of his families Blood Emerald mines in Africa, and will be be celebrated for his business savvy
- The Gone with the Wind remake will be announced, with all the original actors reprising their roles, one way or another
- Companies will announce they made more profit this year then ever have for the tenth year in a row
- Ukraine will lose the war after being abandoned by nations under the influence of groups that say supplying the country is too expensive.
- These groups will then blame their opposition when the price of everything shoots up after Russia monopolizes the region.
- War in Gaza will end as almost nothing changes in the region, perhaps a change in leadership in Israel, though this won't change the overall government
- Donald Trump will run for president but lose. He'll do only slightly better then the last election in the public vote but ultimately loses by only a couple of votes in the electoral collage. He'll go on to be a far right Republican Party Martyr and never sent to prison out of fear how his hardcore followers will react
- Someone in America will attempt to change the legal working age of children from 13 to 5
- The English tory party will begin talks of holding some kind of 'Hunger Games esc' program for the poor
- Sega will announce a 'Sonic Land' theme park which won't ever be built
- The Silent Hill 2 movie tie in game will be a disaster, yet make massive profit as people seem surprised by this somehow. The movie it was made to promote bombs
- Bethesda will announce paid mods for Starfield, but struggle to find anyone modding Starfield period
- Blizzard will have staff cuts leading to a total of three employees and a plastic murloc figure in charge of community interaction
- 17 new Star Wars media projects come out, causing the death of a poor parent who drowns after falling into the almost bottomless discount bins their merchandise fill
- Elon Musk will announce the reopening of his families Blood Emerald mines in Africa, and will be be celebrated for his business savvy
- The Gone with the Wind remake will be announced, with all the original actors reprising their roles, one way or another
