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I'm SmarmyScraps, you can call me Smarmy, Smarm, Marm, Scraps, Peachy or Peach, and my pronouns are She/They. I'm a proficient, verbose, and splendid freelance author with years of experience writing, editing for a published author, and just generally being a wordsmith. I'm opening my services to improve my craft as well as definitely not sustaining my art addiction!

I am currently open for commission to write fiction prose for a HUGE variety of subjects! My rates are, for now, as follows:

RATES
USD $0.50/100 words Editing (I will read and provide constructive feedback!)
USD $1.25/100 words SFW Personal (Scenes and Short Stories.)
USD $1.50/100 words NSFW Personal (Scenes and Short Stories.)
USD $2.00/100 words Creative Personal (Character Generation, Backstory, Character Descriptions, Scripts, Game Dialogue, etc.)
USD $3.00/100 words Commercial (You intend to make money off of anything listed above!)
Rates are non-negotiable.

Terms of Service
Hit me up with an idea and a desired length and I will get back to you as soon as possible! I, of course, will do my best to communicate to you my comfort accepting your commission and taking you on as a client.

Payment will be split 50/50, I will work 50% of the agreed upon amount upon order as a fee for my time and energy, including any purchases for word limit extensions, and will inform you when your work is completed. After receiving the other 50% of the agreed upon sum, I will provide you with a file of your choosing (.txt, .docx, .odt, .pdf, etc.) and keep a copy myself for records and samples of writing. If you pay the full amount in advance, you may receive updates to your piece as I write them!

Edits
Everyone makes mistakes! While I try my best, we're all prone to accident. After any update I will give you up to one week to ask for one "round" of edits for free. What is a round of edits? Simple! Just write down, mark up, or scribble a list of changes you want to see, and I will address all of your notes in ways that are satisfactory to you! For additional rounds of edits, I will use my Editing rates appropriate to the length of the commission. For example, if you would like an additional round of edits on a 1,000 word piece, I will provide this for $5, according to my USD $0.50/100 words Editing rate.

Refunds
If you are unsatisfied with your order, I am willing to return 50% of the total price if I determine the cause of return to be non-fraudulent and sincere. If you choose to pay 100% of the commission's price upfront, I reserve the right to withhold refund.

Subjects
Truly, I'm willing to cover far more subjects than I can sit here listing, but I will certainly endeavor to do my beast! I present three categories:

Specialty (I love working on this!)
NSFW
LGBTQIA+
Romance
Dark
Comedy
Dialogue Heavy
Psychological
Slice of Life (Everyday / Mundane)
BDSM (Bondage, Domination, Submission, Sadism, Masochism)
Vore (Soft, Hard, Oral, Unbirth, Cock, Anal, Absorption, Digestion, Endosoma)
Muscle Fetish (Sthenolagnia, Cratolagnia, Vigorexia)

Accepted (I can do it!)
Furry / Human / Pokemon
Fantasy (Low, Medium, High, Dark, Weird, Steampunk, Victorian)
Science Fiction / Science Fantasy
Supernatural
AU (Alternate Universe)
Action / Adventure / Journey / Episodic
Drama / Thriller / Mystery / Horror
Combat / Dueling / War / Military
Blood / Gore / Snuff / Bad Ends
Exaggerated Proportions (Hyper-Lite / Hyper / Mini-Giant)
Transformation* (Living beings only.)
Hypnosis / Mind Control* (With consent.)
Feeding / Stuffing / Foodplay
Watersports (Pissplay / Urine)
Legal Age Incest (NSFW)

Rejected (Please find someone else!)
Underage Characters NSFW (Aged under 18.)
Cruelty or Violence against Underage Characters (Aged under 18.)
Real People / Historic / Non-Fiction
Canon Characters / Fandom Content
Ponies / Ferals
Bigotry
Extremism
Political Messaging
Intent to Depress Audience
Non-consensual NSFW (OR Dubious Consent)
Filth Fetish (Vomit, Gas, Grime, Clutter, Foul Odors, etc.)
Scat (Excrement, Solid Matter Toilet-play, Vore Disposal)
Bestiality
Detailed Pregnancy

Legal Stuff
In contacting and agreeing to receive artwork from me, you also agree and affirm that you are at least 18 years of age or older and are capable of forming legally binding contracts and that you agree to be legally bound and to abide by these terms of service.
I reserve the right to reject any commission.
If your commission has adult content, you are confirming you are at least 18 years of age or older and can legally view and possess such content.
I will not create work with illegal adult content.

Contact
If you would like to contact me for samples of my work or for commission, you can message me here! But, I prefer you e-mail me at—

smarmyscraps@gmail.com