...Because I am perfecting all ways of not doing what I should be doing

Personal:
1)Are you Equine? nope, but I appreciate the single hooved critters
2)If so What breed are you? I would be a draft pony of some variety; always liked the Bardigiano, Dales, and Dartmoor
3)Would/do you have accessories? Harness, and I've always loved those big show horse collars
4)What special markings would/do you have? dappled mouse gray or gurllo
5)Can you or do you make horsie noises? yes
6)Do you have horsie mannerisms if so what are they? sometimes, but mostly when I'm thinking about it
7)Any conformation flaws? me personally? I get shin splints easily, so that would suck if I was an actual equine

Favorites:
8)What is/are your favorite breeds? Friesians, Dales, mutts
9)What is your favorite eye color? eh, whatever fits on the horse
10)What is your favorite coat color? black, roan, grullo, dappled gray, piebald of all of those save black
11)What is your favorite sex ? to ride, geldings, but the right mare will kick a gelding's ass anyday
12)What is your favorite gate? depends on the horse entirely
13)Do you like breeding and foals? never had any experience with either

General:
14)Do you prefer long hair or short hair? depends; do I have to take care of the long hair?
15)Do you like your horses large or slim? depends on the horse, but usually stocky
16)How tall do you like your horse? tall enough to fit me, but not too big
17)Do you have a horse plush toy? somewhere
18)Do you have a horse ornament? propably
19)Do you have any horse art or pictures on your walls or standing frame? nope
20)Have you ever actually learned to ride? yes; took lessons for over 6 years

Experience:
21)Ridden a horse? Yes.
22)Have you fallen off? yep, recently in fact
23)Have you ever had to bail or intentionally throw your self off? nope
24)Do you own a riding helmet? somewhere
25)Do you have riding boots? yep, in my closet
26)Do you have clothing for riding? for western riding (i.e. jeans)
27)Mucked out a stable or stall? yep
28)Groomed a horse? yep, love it
29)Kissed a horse? don't think so
30)Been groomed by a horse? yes
31)Bathed a horse? yes
32)Bitten by a horse? yes
33)Kicked by a horse? no, but I've been stepped on
34)Has a horse ever ditched you and left you to walk back? yes, I had to chase her and catch her
35)Have you ever lost control or had it bolt on you? I've had horses bolt before, but I usually think it's fun
36)Have you bred horses (horse-to-horse)? nope
37)Have you been pinned down. (like pressed against a wall/door etc. by the weight of the horse)? nope
38)What sort of treat would/do you have for them? carrots, apples, smarties
39)Have you spent large amounts of cash on horses? no