Curse you  Veratis, one day I'll find a meme so horrendous that it shall be an affront to God himself and then I WILL TAG YOU!

Until then enjoy this one.

1) Post these rules
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them No, get stuffed. If anyone wants to do this meme they're welcome to it of their own free will
5) NO TAG-BACKS

1) I like some music that isn't metal
2) I still play with toy soldiers (it's called Warhammer 40k dammit and it's an adult hobby!)
3) I may or may not be losing interest in human women (i.e. ones that exist in this strange land we call 'real life')
4) I watch reality TV programs like 'How Clean Is Your House?' and 'Supernanny' as they give me a sense of superiority; no matter how bad my life may be it can't be as worse as those I see on TV
5) I'm scared of dying
6) I fainted watching 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone' in the cinema
7) A lot of things really annoy me
8) My childhood dream is to fly a Supermarine Spitfire.

There, are you happy? Evidently I ran out of imagination halfway through.