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a year ago
"Write your wish on paper and fold it in half
In a little bottle it goes
Give it to the sea and someday you will see
Your dreams will bloom like a rose"
In a little bottle it goes
Give it to the sea and someday you will see
Your dreams will bloom like a rose"
Basic Template ideas for a Furry Calendar!
Calendar Front
Current Year's Zodiac surrounded by the rest of the Zodiac.
January, Mid Winter
Shows Previous Year's Zodiac in a small portrait next to the Current Year's Zodiac.
Alternatively, Show Previous Year's Zodiac shaking hands with the Current Year's Zodiac who's entering the room.
February, Late Winter
Old Man Cupid (and maybe his army of Cherubs) chase after a kangaroo with their heart arrows.
March, Early Spring
A Fox leading a (Grizzly, Grolar/Pizzly, Kermode, Black) Bear out his den while holding a latté for the Bear.
A Rabbit in the background looks on in surprised confusion at the scene.
April, Mid Spring
An Ape (Gorilla, Chimp, Orangutan, whichever you want, though I'm personally picking a Gorilla because I think It'd funniest) taking a selfie with the Easter Bunny. (Involuntarily on the Easter Bunny's end mind you! Unless you're using the Easter Beast.)
May, Late Spring
Mother Goose reading The Story of Bambi to a child Mermaid.
Alternatively, Bambo (Deer Avenger) heroically carrying a Mermaid.
Another Alternative, A Selkie underwater dancing with a Mermaid/Merman.
June, Early Summer
Bearded (Wolf/Bear/Lion/Tiger/Dog) with glasses noggyIng his son.
(if it wasn't obvious, I forgot about KaiJune.😓)
July, Mid Summer
An American Badger dressed in Confederate colors with his arm over the shoulder of a Honey Badger wearing a Santa hat.
August, Late Summer
A Fox shows off his new beach shorts with a girly pose as a Polar Bear passes by while holding a snow cone and ice cream cone in one paw, and a fudgesicle and popsicle in the other paw, all the while a buff otter is watching as a lifeguard.
(I forgot about Smaugust at the time of writing this part)
September, Early Autumn/Fall
A grey/gray mouse wearing glasses and a sweater vest curiously reads off to the side of the scarf wearing wolf who is the one holding the book while sitting on a tree stump. Meanwhile a large bear (preferably an Asian breed) dressed in Bancho attire stands in the background, bearing his kendo sword on his shoulders as he watches over the two school students.
October, Mid Autumn/Fall
A skunk in a sheet ghost costume receives Halloween candy from 🎃Jack Spriggin (my version of Jack Skellington) while a witch cat is casting a spell on Bugaboogie (Bugbear version of Oogie-Boogie) in the background.
November, Late Autumn/Fall
A Fox, Rabbit, and the glasses and sweater vest wearing mouse all wave goodbye to a (Grizzly, Grolar/Pizzly, Kermode, Black) Bear as he waves back while holding the door to his den.
December, Early Winter
Santa Bear with his arm over the shoulder of Krampus Claus, while all 9 (or 10) Reindeer in Santa's Sleigh Team surround them in the frame.
Calendar Back
Next Year's Zodiac greeting you with a Happy New Year!
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And now for something mildly different.
I want for for someone to start sharing a meme where they show an overly simplified diagram of an animal's anatomy, capitalizing on the stereotypes around that animal's figure.
Example: 🐻Bears = 🍐Pears,
Or https://i.etsystatic.com/6039466/r/.....71633_k456.jpg
Calendar Front
Current Year's Zodiac surrounded by the rest of the Zodiac.
January, Mid Winter
Shows Previous Year's Zodiac in a small portrait next to the Current Year's Zodiac.
Alternatively, Show Previous Year's Zodiac shaking hands with the Current Year's Zodiac who's entering the room.
February, Late Winter
Old Man Cupid (and maybe his army of Cherubs) chase after a kangaroo with their heart arrows.
March, Early Spring
A Fox leading a (Grizzly, Grolar/Pizzly, Kermode, Black) Bear out his den while holding a latté for the Bear.
A Rabbit in the background looks on in surprised confusion at the scene.
April, Mid Spring
An Ape (Gorilla, Chimp, Orangutan, whichever you want, though I'm personally picking a Gorilla because I think It'd funniest) taking a selfie with the Easter Bunny. (Involuntarily on the Easter Bunny's end mind you! Unless you're using the Easter Beast.)
May, Late Spring
Mother Goose reading The Story of Bambi to a child Mermaid.
Alternatively, Bambo (Deer Avenger) heroically carrying a Mermaid.
Another Alternative, A Selkie underwater dancing with a Mermaid/Merman.
June, Early Summer
Bearded (Wolf/Bear/Lion/Tiger/Dog) with glasses noggyIng his son.
(if it wasn't obvious, I forgot about KaiJune.😓)
July, Mid Summer
An American Badger dressed in Confederate colors with his arm over the shoulder of a Honey Badger wearing a Santa hat.
August, Late Summer
A Fox shows off his new beach shorts with a girly pose as a Polar Bear passes by while holding a snow cone and ice cream cone in one paw, and a fudgesicle and popsicle in the other paw, all the while a buff otter is watching as a lifeguard.
(I forgot about Smaugust at the time of writing this part)
September, Early Autumn/Fall
A grey/gray mouse wearing glasses and a sweater vest curiously reads off to the side of the scarf wearing wolf who is the one holding the book while sitting on a tree stump. Meanwhile a large bear (preferably an Asian breed) dressed in Bancho attire stands in the background, bearing his kendo sword on his shoulders as he watches over the two school students.
October, Mid Autumn/Fall
A skunk in a sheet ghost costume receives Halloween candy from 🎃Jack Spriggin (my version of Jack Skellington) while a witch cat is casting a spell on Bugaboogie (Bugbear version of Oogie-Boogie) in the background.
November, Late Autumn/Fall
A Fox, Rabbit, and the glasses and sweater vest wearing mouse all wave goodbye to a (Grizzly, Grolar/Pizzly, Kermode, Black) Bear as he waves back while holding the door to his den.
December, Early Winter
Santa Bear with his arm over the shoulder of Krampus Claus, while all 9 (or 10) Reindeer in Santa's Sleigh Team surround them in the frame.
Calendar Back
Next Year's Zodiac greeting you with a Happy New Year!
—————————
And now for something mildly different.
I want for for someone to start sharing a meme where they show an overly simplified diagram of an animal's anatomy, capitalizing on the stereotypes around that animal's figure.
Example: 🐻Bears = 🍐Pears,
Or https://i.etsystatic.com/6039466/r/.....71633_k456.jpg
