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Will Not/Cannot Write List - 2024 Edition
a year ago
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Hey folks! Once again I felt like it was time for me to make an updated list of things I'm unable to write about in commissions, either because it's not a subject I understand or enjoy well enough to be able to reliably write about to a degree of competency I feel comfortable taking money for, or in a few more limited situations because I just refuse to write about that kind of content, period.
As always, if you're considering commissioning me and aren't sure if your story features something that is on the border of one of these topics, or something you feel is an 'extreme' kink that isn't listed, feel free to note me and double check, or comment below if you don't mind your question being public. I'll happily answer your queries. :)
Also, just as a general vibe check, I enjoy writing positive, wholesome stories, whether they're super kinky and lewd or not. I absolutely think there's tonnes of value in dark and dramatic stories full of heartbreak, horror and other such themes, but in my little corner of the internet I still prefer to write stories that leave the reader with warm fuzzies rather than cold chills. If you're looking for a dark or sorrowful story, even if it doesn't technically contain anything off limits below, I'm probably not going to be the right choice to write it.
Jeeves' Will-not-Write List - Updated October 2025
- Underage characters in sexualised/adult situations. Underage = anything less than eighteen years of age, fully adult by our human understanding. If the age of consent is slightly different where you live, I understand that. However, the hard line for my stories is a minimum age of 18 regardless. Asking for exceptions to or work-arounds of this rule will be met with a straight up block.
- Age-play. See above. I will not write characters role-playing or acting as though they are underage for any adult/sexualised purposes. This also includes physical and/or mental age regression via technological, magical, hypnotic or any other means, and any ABDL/toddler-play related content. I understand it is not a sexual expression for everyone who engages in it, however there are those who do and I will not risk writing something that encourages the idea of underage characters being sexualised for even a single individual.
- Rape/Non-consensual sex. Characters can be overwhelmed, nervous, surprised by what's happening to them, etc, but I will only write adult scenes where characters enjoy what is happening to them during the act and continue to be glad it happened after the fact. i.e, full and enthusiastic consent. Additionally, I will not write about rape fantasies or characters role-playing as though someone is being raped/violated, even if all parties involved would in fact be consenting outside of the role-play.
- Scat/Vomit play. My personal lack of enjoyment for these topics means I cannot write them.
- Harsh BDSM, Cock and Ball Torture, etc. I am happy to write things like overstimulation-play, bondage, dom/sub, etc. But I cannot write any scenes/stories where intense pain/punishment is the focus, and where the characters (even if fully consenting) are not enjoying what is happening to them due to the pain it causes.
- Vaginal Genital Mutilation. I will not write stories that involve the process of vaginal genital mutilation occurring, or about characters that have had this process performed on them.
- Bestiality. I will write stories featuring quadruped characters or quadruped and bipedal characters together, but only in situations where all are "anthro" in the sense that they are sapient/intelligent enough to communicate and consent, as will be made clear by the story itself. Stories featuring people (humans or anthro) abusing unaware, 'normal' animals who cannot give informed consent are a no-no, as that's rape, see above.
Examples for clarity: Adult quadruped characters from Disney's Lion King or Lady and the Tramp would be fine to write about, if they were able to talk/reason as they can in the films. So would adult Pokemon, as though they cannot always speak human languages, they are commonly shown in the anime to be able to fully understand what humans are saying, and fully communicate with other pokemon and humans by either verbal or non-verbal means.
- Feral "mating" scenes. Unlike above, this is a personal preference/ability thing rather than a matter of morality. I won't write scenes or stories focused around sexual scenes between one or more animals depicted as fully feral/non-sapient, i.e. just regular animal level intelligence. Even if there's no abuse/consent issues between equally 'feral' animals, I prefer to write about anthropomorphic animals who have a greater degree of ability to communicate their thoughts, feelings, and to express and understand emotion to themselves and one another.
- Racism/xenophobia/homophobia. I won't write about topics that glorify aspects of racist, bigoted ideologies such as Naziism, or which feature characters who represent and embody such ideologies or behaviours in a positive light.
- Slavery. I will not write stories/characters that glorify or sexualise slavery or any form of indentured servitude. BDSM relationships featuring elements of domination and power play, i.e. "Mistress/Master x Pet" relationships are fine, so long as the submissive character has consented to such a relationship, and has full autonomy and the ability to say no/withdraw from the roleplay/lifestyle at any point.
- Transphobia. I will not write stories that use demeaning, degrading terms for transgender (and other gender-nonconforming) people, or embody harmful tropes regarding transgender individuals.
- Permanent orgasm denial, i.e. statufication, permanent chastity, etc. A particularly niche one, but yeah. I'm fine writing chastity/bondage/teasing related stories in general. But for whatever reason, the idea of permanent/indefinite denial of pleasure where the implication is that there will never be an end to it, even in magical/fantastical settings, isn't something I'm comfortable writing.
- Extreme Humiliation/degradation/embarrassment. I'm unable to write stories where intense humiliation/embarrassment is the focus of the story in terms of kinkiness, to the point where it becomes unclear whether the character on the receiving end is consenting without coersion. Stories with general teasing occurring or a more overt dom/sub vibe where some embarrassing/boundary pushing but consensual stuff is taking place are all fine, but where the whole focus is humiliation/embarrassment based to the point where it almost brings the character's consent into question, it's not something I'm personally comfortable writing. I understand this is a little more vague in its description than some other points, so please feel free to query if you're unsure. 9/10 times though if a story has another focus that just happens to include a bit of "Oh, and that makes this character feel embarrassed/flustered" that's totally fine. I'm talking much more about extreme humiliation/embarrassment as a fetish/kink unto itself in its most intense form.
- Hard Vore/Sexualised Gore/Snuff/Death. I won't write stories where a character dies due to sexual activity, even if they're a willing/eager participant. The same goes for any lingering, life-altering injuries. A love bite or scratches as a result of rough sex is fine. A missing arm isn't. (insert Monty Python reference here :P)
Non-sexualised Gore/Torture/Violence. Similar to above, I have no real interest or desire to write stories involving painful violence or serious physical injury whether sexualised or not. Dark stuff like that just isn't my wheelhouse.
- Intense odour fetishes. I don't find myself able to do a good job writing scenes focused on intense body odour, sweat, foot-smelling, etc. If it's a casual mention as part of a different story, that's totally fine, but I can't write it as the focus of a full scene/story.
- Hyper muscles/muscle growth/muscle transformation. I can definitely write stories featuring characters with a more natural muscular build, but I find it a struggle to write stories that are intended to feature in depth descriptions of impossibly large muscles and muscle growth, or transformation into a far bigger and more muscular form. Nothing wrong with such content of course, just something I'm not great at working on due to it being outside my personal interests, so I'd prefer to avoid commissions which feature it as I don't believe it would represent my best work.
- Human/Non-Furry Centric Stories. This one only comes up infrequently since I've purposefully focused my writing on furry/anthro stuff over the years, but while I'm happy in general to write stories that feature human characters, be it in a world where both humans and anthros exist, or fictional settings like Pokemon or Digimon where humans live alongside other sapient creatures, I'd prefer that humans (or fairly human-like characters such as dwarves, elves, halflings, etc) don't feature more heavily or with more focus than the anthro characters. Admittedly this isn't a hard and fast rule, so please feel free to ask if your story does feature human/human-like characters and it may well be totally fine. I'm just putting it here because I really do prefer writing about non-human anthros to the point where it becomes a consideration of whether or not to take on a story if anthros play less of a role.
As always, if you're considering commissioning me and aren't sure if your story features something that is on the border of one of these topics, or something you feel is an 'extreme' kink that isn't listed, feel free to note me and double check, or comment below if you don't mind your question being public. I'll happily answer your queries. :)
Also, just as a general vibe check, I enjoy writing positive, wholesome stories, whether they're super kinky and lewd or not. I absolutely think there's tonnes of value in dark and dramatic stories full of heartbreak, horror and other such themes, but in my little corner of the internet I still prefer to write stories that leave the reader with warm fuzzies rather than cold chills. If you're looking for a dark or sorrowful story, even if it doesn't technically contain anything off limits below, I'm probably not going to be the right choice to write it.
Jeeves' Will-not-Write List - Updated October 2025
- Underage characters in sexualised/adult situations. Underage = anything less than eighteen years of age, fully adult by our human understanding. If the age of consent is slightly different where you live, I understand that. However, the hard line for my stories is a minimum age of 18 regardless. Asking for exceptions to or work-arounds of this rule will be met with a straight up block.
- Age-play. See above. I will not write characters role-playing or acting as though they are underage for any adult/sexualised purposes. This also includes physical and/or mental age regression via technological, magical, hypnotic or any other means, and any ABDL/toddler-play related content. I understand it is not a sexual expression for everyone who engages in it, however there are those who do and I will not risk writing something that encourages the idea of underage characters being sexualised for even a single individual.
- Rape/Non-consensual sex. Characters can be overwhelmed, nervous, surprised by what's happening to them, etc, but I will only write adult scenes where characters enjoy what is happening to them during the act and continue to be glad it happened after the fact. i.e, full and enthusiastic consent. Additionally, I will not write about rape fantasies or characters role-playing as though someone is being raped/violated, even if all parties involved would in fact be consenting outside of the role-play.
- Scat/Vomit play. My personal lack of enjoyment for these topics means I cannot write them.
- Harsh BDSM, Cock and Ball Torture, etc. I am happy to write things like overstimulation-play, bondage, dom/sub, etc. But I cannot write any scenes/stories where intense pain/punishment is the focus, and where the characters (even if fully consenting) are not enjoying what is happening to them due to the pain it causes.
- Vaginal Genital Mutilation. I will not write stories that involve the process of vaginal genital mutilation occurring, or about characters that have had this process performed on them.
- Bestiality. I will write stories featuring quadruped characters or quadruped and bipedal characters together, but only in situations where all are "anthro" in the sense that they are sapient/intelligent enough to communicate and consent, as will be made clear by the story itself. Stories featuring people (humans or anthro) abusing unaware, 'normal' animals who cannot give informed consent are a no-no, as that's rape, see above.
Examples for clarity: Adult quadruped characters from Disney's Lion King or Lady and the Tramp would be fine to write about, if they were able to talk/reason as they can in the films. So would adult Pokemon, as though they cannot always speak human languages, they are commonly shown in the anime to be able to fully understand what humans are saying, and fully communicate with other pokemon and humans by either verbal or non-verbal means.
- Feral "mating" scenes. Unlike above, this is a personal preference/ability thing rather than a matter of morality. I won't write scenes or stories focused around sexual scenes between one or more animals depicted as fully feral/non-sapient, i.e. just regular animal level intelligence. Even if there's no abuse/consent issues between equally 'feral' animals, I prefer to write about anthropomorphic animals who have a greater degree of ability to communicate their thoughts, feelings, and to express and understand emotion to themselves and one another.
- Racism/xenophobia/homophobia. I won't write about topics that glorify aspects of racist, bigoted ideologies such as Naziism, or which feature characters who represent and embody such ideologies or behaviours in a positive light.
- Slavery. I will not write stories/characters that glorify or sexualise slavery or any form of indentured servitude. BDSM relationships featuring elements of domination and power play, i.e. "Mistress/Master x Pet" relationships are fine, so long as the submissive character has consented to such a relationship, and has full autonomy and the ability to say no/withdraw from the roleplay/lifestyle at any point.
- Transphobia. I will not write stories that use demeaning, degrading terms for transgender (and other gender-nonconforming) people, or embody harmful tropes regarding transgender individuals.
- Permanent orgasm denial, i.e. statufication, permanent chastity, etc. A particularly niche one, but yeah. I'm fine writing chastity/bondage/teasing related stories in general. But for whatever reason, the idea of permanent/indefinite denial of pleasure where the implication is that there will never be an end to it, even in magical/fantastical settings, isn't something I'm comfortable writing.
- Extreme Humiliation/degradation/embarrassment. I'm unable to write stories where intense humiliation/embarrassment is the focus of the story in terms of kinkiness, to the point where it becomes unclear whether the character on the receiving end is consenting without coersion. Stories with general teasing occurring or a more overt dom/sub vibe where some embarrassing/boundary pushing but consensual stuff is taking place are all fine, but where the whole focus is humiliation/embarrassment based to the point where it almost brings the character's consent into question, it's not something I'm personally comfortable writing. I understand this is a little more vague in its description than some other points, so please feel free to query if you're unsure. 9/10 times though if a story has another focus that just happens to include a bit of "Oh, and that makes this character feel embarrassed/flustered" that's totally fine. I'm talking much more about extreme humiliation/embarrassment as a fetish/kink unto itself in its most intense form.
- Hard Vore/Sexualised Gore/Snuff/Death. I won't write stories where a character dies due to sexual activity, even if they're a willing/eager participant. The same goes for any lingering, life-altering injuries. A love bite or scratches as a result of rough sex is fine. A missing arm isn't. (insert Monty Python reference here :P)
Non-sexualised Gore/Torture/Violence. Similar to above, I have no real interest or desire to write stories involving painful violence or serious physical injury whether sexualised or not. Dark stuff like that just isn't my wheelhouse.
- Intense odour fetishes. I don't find myself able to do a good job writing scenes focused on intense body odour, sweat, foot-smelling, etc. If it's a casual mention as part of a different story, that's totally fine, but I can't write it as the focus of a full scene/story.
- Hyper muscles/muscle growth/muscle transformation. I can definitely write stories featuring characters with a more natural muscular build, but I find it a struggle to write stories that are intended to feature in depth descriptions of impossibly large muscles and muscle growth, or transformation into a far bigger and more muscular form. Nothing wrong with such content of course, just something I'm not great at working on due to it being outside my personal interests, so I'd prefer to avoid commissions which feature it as I don't believe it would represent my best work.
- Human/Non-Furry Centric Stories. This one only comes up infrequently since I've purposefully focused my writing on furry/anthro stuff over the years, but while I'm happy in general to write stories that feature human characters, be it in a world where both humans and anthros exist, or fictional settings like Pokemon or Digimon where humans live alongside other sapient creatures, I'd prefer that humans (or fairly human-like characters such as dwarves, elves, halflings, etc) don't feature more heavily or with more focus than the anthro characters. Admittedly this isn't a hard and fast rule, so please feel free to ask if your story does feature human/human-like characters and it may well be totally fine. I'm just putting it here because I really do prefer writing about non-human anthros to the point where it becomes a consideration of whether or not to take on a story if anthros play less of a role.
Like, I've definitely written about Sonic characters with no ambiguity about the fact they're written as adults in my stories, and for the CMCs, given that the show has a canonical future/ending in which they are all grown up and just living their lives along with the rest of the cast, that'd be totally fine by me too so long as the commissioner is clear about wanting them to be portrayed as adults. :)
What of rape fantasy or role play situations? It's weird but the phenomenon seems to happen often enough and wonder if it should be addressed by your rules.
Could be considered as a form of noncon/heavy bdsm, but in a fantasy Setting a person being owned by another doesn’t have to be nonconsentual or uncomfortable.