If your 'sonas aren't lighting fireworks, shooting guns (at a designated range practicing proper gun safety, of course ;) ), barbequeing hot dogs and burgers, and/or burning rubber in a lifted Ford F-350 dually whilst waving the red-white-and-blue flag, drinking Bud Light, and shouting the national anthem, you're not doing it right! :P

In all seriousness, to all my fellow American madlads and madlasses: have a wonderful 247th anniversary of independence and liberation from the British empire! :D