saw  TerdBurgler do it and though, well what the fuck, why not....

rules:
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"

• Pick your Artist:
The Arrogant worms

• Are you a male or female?
Jesus' Brother Bob

• Describe yourself:
It's great to be a Nerd

• How do you feel:
Johnny Came Home Headless

• Describe where you currently live:
No Sale/No Store

• If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Tokyo Love Song

• Your favorite form of transportation:
Big Fat Road Manager

• What did you get on your last Birthday?
Proud to be a Banker

• Your best friend is:
The Last Saskatchewan Pirate

• You and your best friends are:
Let There Be Guns

• What's the weather like:
Horizon

• Favorite moment:
The Christmas Song

• If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Don't Go Into Politics

• What is life to you:
Car Full of Pain

• Your last relationship:
Lonely Lab of Broken Hearts

• Your fear:
Worst Seat on the Plane

• What is the best advice you have to give:
Oh God, I'm Santa Claus

• Thought for the Day:
Log Into You

• How I would like to die:
Carrot Juice is Murder

• My soul's condition:
Dangerous

• Most Faithful Companion:
Wolfe Island Ferry

• My motto:
Security Guard