Seriously?

You know what, I came around to check out just who you were and what your art was like so that I could at least maybe, just maybe try and see if you had any grounds to be critiquing anyone on. But you know what? I'm not even going to bother, and this journal is why.

You know what, maybe if you acted like it was a mater of "artistic taste" rather than parading around like your word was law and everyone should know and abide by it, then maybe you would have received a better response than you did. But instead, you went in there and tried to be snarky and, dare I say you even attempted to be witty. But here's the catch, you have no ground to stand on. Between the unnecessary and asshole-ish comments, you forgot one major thing when giving your "opinion" to someone. Rather than being all demanding or assertive, make suggestions. Otherwise, unless the person knows you really well? You come across as a jackass - and not the kind that anyone wants to waste any amount of their time dealing with.

And this journal you put up after the fact? Fucking childish man. It's bullshit like this that continues to give the fandom a bad name. Rather than just being mature and acting as such, you retaliate with things like "inbred pigfucker"? (by the by, "pigfucker" is actually two words) And at the same time you really expect ANYOEN to take you seriously? Come on man, be smarter than that.

Your profile says you're 17, going off the fact that most people don't always update that, I'm willing to bet you're in the 19-ish range by now, give or take. But you know what? If you're going to be on this site, and expect to be taking seriously or at the very least, civilly? There's here's a bit of imporant advice.

Grow the fuck up, or fuck off out of the fandom.

Simple, easy to follow, and if I dumbed it down any more, I'd have to just hand you the bottle of pills myself.

Take my advice or not, personally I don't care either way. But if you expect to ever be taken seriously at all, by anyone outside of your age group, then cut the internet tough guy act. Because all it does is make you look like an asshole.

Not even the line about prostituiton? I thought that was awesome at the time. Come on, throw me a bone dog.

Yeah, about the journal. That was my first time being rammed by someone as ferouciously as I was, so after my long ass reply, I still had some good adrenaline pumping in my veins. So I decided to call her out because I wasnt digging how she was treating me as some scum not even worth of licking the fungus from her paws.
I've also been into redneck culture lately, so PIG FUCKER just came to my mind.

It would also give people like you a good venue to tell me how I am an ass.

But about what went on back there. My original response wasn't nice. In retrospect, it certaintly would have been a better idea to be polite. So when love called me an dick, I agreed on the point. You see, its her long response to basically say "go fuck myself" I had issue with.
If she wanted to be the bigger person and maturely and subtly tell me to fuck off, then I would have tried to rise to that position myself. But no, she came at me with a pissed attitude and her own attemtps which she believed were "witty" and "snarky."
So I replied back to Ms. kitty thing in the same way, cuz hell if I'm going to give respect to anyone who has no intrest of giving it themselves, whatever that makes me look like to others.
So dont give me crap about maturity, when her response (or most others who responded for that matter) and journal to tell everyone what a "cynical, angry, little teenager" I am are hardly any better.

And what the hell do you mean I didnt make any suggestions between my (honestly uneccesary) vulgarity?

I've said how shading is more than adding a dark border to certain lines.
I've pointed out out when his lighting doesn't make sense, with shadows appearing on muslces and folds where shadows wouldnt appear, or atleast in that dark a value.
I've pointed out basic anatomy flaws several times.
I've pointed out when his use of perspective wasn't doing a good job of giving the illusion of perspective.

Are you sure you're not confusing "being polite" with "being constructive?" Cuz they are seperate issues. This is about artistic taste for me, and being asseritive is just how I do things, as bad as it reflects on me.

Oh, and I'm whats wrong with the fandom. Piss fighting with a chick who looks down on me for not having a lot of watchers. Thats cute.
Its not the hive mind-mentality of sites like these. Its not the "Good job kuro, really sexzy" style of circle jerking. Its not the "I have lots of pageviews, so everyone must LOVE my work" attitude artists here have. Its not the hundred other things that aern't even related to art in the first place.
No, its me, and my snarky attitude towards honestly telling people what they do wrong and what they should improve.

If growing up means "be less of a dil-hole" ok cool. I have been a jerk. But if it means nothing I say is to be taken the least bit seriously, because how I decide to put a little snark in there. Then go jump into a vat of waste fluid, because that dismissive attitude is just as immature as anything I've done.

So, in conclusion. BITE ME, you overly pretentious jack-off.

Yeah...

I wasn't really looking for a response from you, to be quiet honest.
Hell, the only thing I care even less about than what you have to say would have to be the fact that you're on this site in the first place.

And I'll tell you what, I won't bite you - but if you want to feel pain that badly? I'm sure there's a few razor blades that you can chew on. I've been told it's fun.

"So, in conclusion", go swallow a bullet, you sad and pathetic excuse for a person.

It's stupid little morons like you that make me want to bash your brains in with the club I made in my backyard.

You have NO right to critique someone else and rip on other peoples art.. you know why?

BECAUSE YOUR STUFF SUCKS AS WELL!

It's because of people LIKE you that I quit art for good.

But I digress (if you don't know what that means, look it up as I am sure you don't have the brain cells to comprehend simple words) maybe we should just let you say what you like. Maybe we should leave you be.. and maybe.. justtt maybe.. one day you'll say the wrong thing to the wrong person.

And it'll get your ass kicked.. or worse. And when that happens.

I am going to laugh my ass off.

Get a life and some tact and come back when you grow up.

Physical threats? check

Insulting my intelligence? check

Playing the "your not any better card?" check

Aww damn, I was two blocks away from internet bingo.

But on your comment, let me ask you this. Do you have to be a great musician to tell that someone cant play the guitar? Do I have to be a great chef to tell someone there steak is undercooked?

No, I dont. I dont have to be Jackson Pollock to tell that someone cant shade worth a damn. All I need are some standards and basic 101 knowledge to say how and why.

P.S, if you reply, plese mention nazi's, I need to fill in the "Gordans Law" box.

cool story bro.

whoa cap, wut's goin' on here? seems like yew started a war XD

I know right, and now I got to pay all these people with respect by going through their comments.

Hey, I might just end up on Encycolpedia Dramatica for this. That would be pretty neat.

Now excuse my, cuz I aint losing no damn war brother.

FREEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMM!!!

right on ma brotha! black power!!

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