U: So what did you get for christmas?

I: I got all 60 years of peanuts: colllectors edition, which includes comments by Charles himself, commentary by his wife, and a thank you towards Charles by the head of Pixar animation studios.

U: Wow, as an aspiring animator and cartoonist, that must have been a wounderful surprise.

I: It certainly was. I'm so glad to have loved ones who know me well enough to give such a gift.

U: I'll say, so what did you get them?

I: Um... a 15$ gift card for shopping at Ross

U: You dick