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Know your furry stereotypes
16 years ago
Ai, keep in mind these stereotypes do not apply to everyone, just most people with these furries.
Lets start with the most generics and go to the least generics (this is also barring dudes who pretend to be chicks)
Wolves- This is your Male mary sue fursona. Not only are they generic as all hell, but most of the time they are born from some insecurity and belief if they were a great animal they'd be a noble pack leader.
Cats-House cats in particular are your FEMALE mary sue fursona. These girls are most likely to look the most dissimilar from their fursona.
Dragons- Are nerds who have an ego like "OMGWTF NO ONE TOUCH MY EGO D:" Generally you're going to see a dragon who believes they are the most unstoppable shite since... Jesus?
Horses- Walls of muscle with 3 foot dongs, what else do you need? Most horses I've seen are frat boys, and most female horses live on ranches
Cows- Lactating whores meant to be impregnated again and again, need I say more?
foxes- Almost every fox I've seen is a sub, I have yet to see one fox who isn't a sub or actually plays on the fox's intelligence
Jungle cats- A step up from cats, more guys tend to flock to this category than the house cats. Still, to believe you are any of the larger cats you have to have a God complex.
Dogs- Almost up there with wolves. These are actually your training wheels fursona (I used a Doberman for a while when I was debating a Clydesdale). You can't really hit someone for one of these as they generally don't stay with dogs too long.
Bunnies- See cows
Bats- Bats are actually kind of ok, if not for the fact that everyone who plays a bat is some gothic twat, I wouldn't have an issue with them.
Sonic furs- I can't yell at Mobians really, because as someone once put it: We're only paying tribute to the games we grew up on. Seeing as I grew up on the wonderful games of Sonic and Knuckles and Sonic R, I can't yell at them... until I see knuckles tails and sonic tag teaming rouge.
Pokemon/digimon furs- Its funny that I can yell at these guys and not the sonic furs. Why however? Because at least rouge had tits. I know you can "technically" give everyone tits in the pokemon world, but I'm sorry. Its so much easier to get a boner watching rouge get tripled than it is to watch Growlith get railed by Ash.
I'll add more later, and maybe one day I'll flesh this list out a bit.
Lets start with the most generics and go to the least generics (this is also barring dudes who pretend to be chicks)
Wolves- This is your Male mary sue fursona. Not only are they generic as all hell, but most of the time they are born from some insecurity and belief if they were a great animal they'd be a noble pack leader.
Cats-House cats in particular are your FEMALE mary sue fursona. These girls are most likely to look the most dissimilar from their fursona.
Dragons- Are nerds who have an ego like "OMGWTF NO ONE TOUCH MY EGO D:" Generally you're going to see a dragon who believes they are the most unstoppable shite since... Jesus?
Horses- Walls of muscle with 3 foot dongs, what else do you need? Most horses I've seen are frat boys, and most female horses live on ranches
Cows- Lactating whores meant to be impregnated again and again, need I say more?
foxes- Almost every fox I've seen is a sub, I have yet to see one fox who isn't a sub or actually plays on the fox's intelligence
Jungle cats- A step up from cats, more guys tend to flock to this category than the house cats. Still, to believe you are any of the larger cats you have to have a God complex.
Dogs- Almost up there with wolves. These are actually your training wheels fursona (I used a Doberman for a while when I was debating a Clydesdale). You can't really hit someone for one of these as they generally don't stay with dogs too long.
Bunnies- See cows
Bats- Bats are actually kind of ok, if not for the fact that everyone who plays a bat is some gothic twat, I wouldn't have an issue with them.
Sonic furs- I can't yell at Mobians really, because as someone once put it: We're only paying tribute to the games we grew up on. Seeing as I grew up on the wonderful games of Sonic and Knuckles and Sonic R, I can't yell at them... until I see knuckles tails and sonic tag teaming rouge.
Pokemon/digimon furs- Its funny that I can yell at these guys and not the sonic furs. Why however? Because at least rouge had tits. I know you can "technically" give everyone tits in the pokemon world, but I'm sorry. Its so much easier to get a boner watching rouge get tripled than it is to watch Growlith get railed by Ash.
I'll add more later, and maybe one day I'll flesh this list out a bit.
"Are you not bi or gay because your Mormon and think that's wrong or some sick shit?!"-Because I wouldn't yiff some dude XD
"Don't you even try to push God on me,"-Spoken by someone who I had been having a pleasant conversation with for about an hour before he found out.
I could have a conversation with just about anyone as long as they didn't have a problem with me, the way that I live or my family/friends. Because those are the ones that I cherish, and if they didn't like it, "Goodbye" as the old computers would say. xD
Happy?!?! XD
Keep in mind, this was light hearted, I even made fun of horsies for god's sake XD
Though I am lazy and enjoy fish and sleeping.