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So, Jeff's Locksmith was robbed this morning
16 years ago
or last night.
Jokes on the robber, though.
he broke the door/window and stole the cash register.
which he won't be able to open and doesn't have anything in it, anyway.
. . .
Dumbass,
thievery rule #1: Cash register is empty when the store is closed.
We're thinking about leaving the instruction manual and the keys for the register taped to the outside window, so that he can figure out how to use the register-
we clearly don't need them anymore :3
Jokes on the robber, though.
he broke the door/window and stole the cash register.
which he won't be able to open and doesn't have anything in it, anyway.
. . .
Dumbass,
thievery rule #1: Cash register is empty when the store is closed.
We're thinking about leaving the instruction manual and the keys for the register taped to the outside window, so that he can figure out how to use the register-
we clearly don't need them anymore :3
yeah.
Shop's right on Arden (not right where the mall is, but on Arden nonetheless) so, like, the fact that it happened was no surprise.
but still.
fail robber is fail >>