1. ORE ÑE'Ẽ PORÃ AVAÑE'Ẽ. Guarani has a nasalised G and conjugates substantives. The star of the show is however the 239823923 billion suffixes which might sound intimidating but honestly knowing the right ones makes you able to express things that'd take months to learn in other languages
2. Aymara - You think german has long words? Wait until you hear winaypachjakapxananakasakipunirakiwa. It sounds dope, also.
3. Nahuatl - I'm a [tɬ] fan. Next
4. Kalaallisut - You think aymara has long words? Wait until you hear nalunaarasuartaateeranngualioriasaallaqqissupilorujussuanngortitsisinnaasussarsiortuinnakuluunnguanngortinnialersaleraluallaraminngamiaasiinngooq.
5. Japanese exclusively because being able to show your anger escalating through different pronouns is a cool perk

honourable mentions:
- Português caralho
- Tagalog for tricking me into thinking I will understand the other half of the meme
- Ainu because one of my fave bands is ainu and it does sound dope 👍
- Whatever the hell the animal crossings say