We put him in office again? Have we learned nothing as a country? The man could rip a puppy in half on stage, and half of you would still cheer for it.

Also: Plan B has a shelf life of four years (if stored properly), and is currently available for purchase online, in case you're in a place where your bodily autonomy is illegal, or soon to be illegal. Keep it at room temperature, keep it in a dry place, keep an eye out for discoloration.