Mental Illness Meme STUFF
16 years ago
General
[] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have ran into a tree/bush
[] You have jumped a car more than a few inches
TOTAL: 3
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[X] You just sang them to make sure
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 3
[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose .
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 3
[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 5
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
TOTAL: 4
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before
[] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[X] The word “um” is used frequently.
[X] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
TOTAL: 6
To get your percentage, multiply your count by 4.
96% Completely Totally Sillily Unsane in the Insane. WHAT? FOOL I'm not 4% sane!
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have ran into a tree/bush
[] You have jumped a car more than a few inches
TOTAL: 3
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[X] You just sang them to make sure
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 3
[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose .
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 3
[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 5
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
TOTAL: 4
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before
[] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[X] The word “um” is used frequently.
[X] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
TOTAL: 6
To get your percentage, multiply your count by 4.
96% Completely Totally Sillily Unsane in the Insane. WHAT? FOOL I'm not 4% sane!
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