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I am 100% Mentally ill
16 years ago
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sirusfox
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you. [Well it did! I never did anything to hurt it!]
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush (on foot) [It jumped out at me!]
[] You have jumped a car more than a few inches
TOTAL: 4
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[x] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. [heck, I've tripped on air before]
[X] You have choked on your own spit. [Why cant I breath and swallow at the same time!? lol]
TOTAL: 4
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [It was all the winds fault! The firework wasnt ment to land on the other fireworks!]
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose .
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 3
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. [Ya, I was totally telling him how... .. What was I saying again?]
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 3
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. [Also just forgotten certain pieces before.. and remember as get to the door.]
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time [This has happened even after I check of pockets..]
TOTAL: 4
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling [And about anything else around that has weird patterns in them... Its jesus! oh wait, thats just dirt.)
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin [Yes.. I mean.. of course im not using it to double or triple check my addition.. <<;;]
Total: 7
Grand Total: 25
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill."
sirusfox[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you. [Well it did! I never did anything to hurt it!]
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush (on foot) [It jumped out at me!]
[] You have jumped a car more than a few inches
TOTAL: 4
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[x] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. [heck, I've tripped on air before]
[X] You have choked on your own spit. [Why cant I breath and swallow at the same time!? lol]
TOTAL: 4
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [It was all the winds fault! The firework wasnt ment to land on the other fireworks!]
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose .
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 3
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. [Ya, I was totally telling him how... .. What was I saying again?]
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 3
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. [Also just forgotten certain pieces before.. and remember as get to the door.]
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time [This has happened even after I check of pockets..]
TOTAL: 4
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling [And about anything else around that has weird patterns in them... Its jesus! oh wait, thats just dirt.)
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin [Yes.. I mean.. of course im not using it to double or triple check my addition.. <<;;]
Total: 7
Grand Total: 25
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill."
I feel like such a tard when I do that. xD Cause then everyone asks if I'm alright and I'm just like "No no, it's ok. I just choked on my own spit." lol