First, some shithead on insta reposted my YCH with comments enabled, with the intent of shaming me. Over 500 people have commented on it.
Worse yet, i haven't gotten a single penny from any of the listings.

And now my heart is still racing, the copy-paste clipboard didn't work properly when I was talking with my normie friend. Instead of the picture I was trying to send, he got an excerpt of a roleplay involving smelly paws and tickle torture. I was just a little too slow to delete it and got a flat "wtf", so he at least made it through the following:

"as my face is covered by the smelly paws, my laughter turns into a muted whimper, as my mouth and nose are blocked off by sweaty fur."

He is currently high as shit. I do not have enough experience with weed to know if you remember your time under all that well.

But um
Fuck
Shit
Dammit
At this point I shouldn't even bother with alts. I'm already fucking infamous :)))
Why can't I be smothered by stinky paws instead of the crushing weight of failure

EDIT: Two. Two shitheads on instagram. 900 comments.