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1 year Anniversary AMA
10 months ago
Hello again, everyone!
Q: What is your name!
What is your quest!
What is your favorite color! XD
A: Fitzjolt
I seek to write smut!
Purple obviously!
Q: What is your favorite part of the writing process?
A: I take things from a very different angle. Where some of the more established authors that do this more seriously (not to say I don't of course) have you fill out a google form and fill out as much info as possible first, then get back to you with a completed story for edits whenever they're done, I take a more personal approach, and those of you that have worked with me know this.
The best part is when the client has very few ideas but a base line for what they're after. We go back and forth on discord or something. It's even better when they're just as kinky as me and we both get super hype about it. That leads to a better story. I tell everyone I work with, "It's not a good smut fic, if I'm not hard while writing it."
Q: What is your favorite project of 2024
A: I was able to meet several of my favorite authors this year, even work with a few of them. Those are often the ones that get the most hype from me. It's a close tie, but I'd have to say it was An Eggcellent Opportunity I got to meet and work with
ZombiNeko for one thing! On top of that, they made some additional art for it just for fun! If you like ABDL art and have cash for YCHs, go check them out. An honorable mention would be Itorian's Diaper Disaster only because I researched all of 
Thatguywholikesfood's stories with his main sona, Itorian, and pieced together a cohesive plot from all his work that he DIDN'T EVEN KNOW he was doing! That story is CANON! FUCK YEAH!
Q: What's your favorite story of 2024
A: Personally, my favorite ones are all the cringe/dumb ones that I get done in a day because I get that energy. That sonic one I wrote? I was laughing my ass off knowing Sonic fans would HATE me for it, despite being a Sonic Fan myself. The story about Flex seal drones? That was a dumb one, too, and my ribs were sore doing Phil Swift impressions while reading it! They don't get nearly as much love as some of my work does, but I don't care. It's there for someone to enjoy.
Q: What are your favorite types of stories
A: Ones that are written for fun! When was the last time you read a lewd story that had a STRICT lore to follow, no willingness to incorporate characters from other universes, or try other kinks? They're not always pretty fun, are they? I write stuff solely for the purpose of a good read and a solid jerk. It may not satisfy the two for everyone, as everyone has their own kinky tastes, but that's fine. None of my stories are SO serious that you'll think I have a gun to my head and a story bible to flip through on my desk. The lewd fics that don't really have a solid idea in mind and you follow your heart (rather, your junk) usually end up the best.
Q: What type of kink would you like to write more of?
A: If you look at my pricing sheet for 2025, you'll see that very few kinks are on my ban list. However, the popular ones for me are ABDL (obviously), Undertale/Deltarune (somehow), and TFs of various kinds. I would LOVE to write more of anything really. Not to say I dislike any of these kinks, but I can write more than just those! I wanna get more out there. More disgusting. WEIRDER! Bugs laying eggs in your nut sack and you have to lay the eggs with your dick! Frickin, um, PHYSICAL STATE tfs! Goofier concepts that turn lewd! Indulgent ideas just to satisfy old fantasies. Spin-offs of old hentai manga I read. I CAN and WILL write anything (whether it'll come out good or not is the catch)
Q: What is your favorite game
A: I always find myself going back to the old Star Wars games when I'm in a funk. Not N64 old, but older ones that were actually good, before EA went and ruined them. Battlefront 2, Force Unleashed, and Lego Star Wars. I can beat those games SO fast. They always cheer me up.
Q: What inspired you to write kinky stories in the first place
A: I touched on this in my more recent story Straight to Straight. GF and I lived in a trailer for a while. She worked from home, and her office was the master bedroom. As a result, I couldn't use the TV or the plethora of consoles that we had, as he job dealt with sensitive customer info (couldn't go to bed until she was done with work either, but that's neither here nor there). I was sitting at my desk one day, jerking it to a
timothy_sandia story, and I thought, "I can never find a story that exactly to my tastes." So, since I was basically chained to my desk, and sick of games, I decided to start doing something different. I wrote a story about my friend Chris. It's the first story I ever uploaded. It's history from there.
What is your quest!
What is your favorite color! XD
A: Fitzjolt
I seek to write smut!
Purple obviously!
Q: What is your favorite part of the writing process?
A: I take things from a very different angle. Where some of the more established authors that do this more seriously (not to say I don't of course) have you fill out a google form and fill out as much info as possible first, then get back to you with a completed story for edits whenever they're done, I take a more personal approach, and those of you that have worked with me know this.
The best part is when the client has very few ideas but a base line for what they're after. We go back and forth on discord or something. It's even better when they're just as kinky as me and we both get super hype about it. That leads to a better story. I tell everyone I work with, "It's not a good smut fic, if I'm not hard while writing it."
Q: What is your favorite project of 2024
A: I was able to meet several of my favorite authors this year, even work with a few of them. Those are often the ones that get the most hype from me. It's a close tie, but I'd have to say it was An Eggcellent Opportunity I got to meet and work with
ZombiNeko for one thing! On top of that, they made some additional art for it just for fun! If you like ABDL art and have cash for YCHs, go check them out. An honorable mention would be Itorian's Diaper Disaster only because I researched all of 
Thatguywholikesfood's stories with his main sona, Itorian, and pieced together a cohesive plot from all his work that he DIDN'T EVEN KNOW he was doing! That story is CANON! FUCK YEAH!Q: What's your favorite story of 2024
A: Personally, my favorite ones are all the cringe/dumb ones that I get done in a day because I get that energy. That sonic one I wrote? I was laughing my ass off knowing Sonic fans would HATE me for it, despite being a Sonic Fan myself. The story about Flex seal drones? That was a dumb one, too, and my ribs were sore doing Phil Swift impressions while reading it! They don't get nearly as much love as some of my work does, but I don't care. It's there for someone to enjoy.
Q: What are your favorite types of stories
A: Ones that are written for fun! When was the last time you read a lewd story that had a STRICT lore to follow, no willingness to incorporate characters from other universes, or try other kinks? They're not always pretty fun, are they? I write stuff solely for the purpose of a good read and a solid jerk. It may not satisfy the two for everyone, as everyone has their own kinky tastes, but that's fine. None of my stories are SO serious that you'll think I have a gun to my head and a story bible to flip through on my desk. The lewd fics that don't really have a solid idea in mind and you follow your heart (rather, your junk) usually end up the best.
Q: What type of kink would you like to write more of?
A: If you look at my pricing sheet for 2025, you'll see that very few kinks are on my ban list. However, the popular ones for me are ABDL (obviously), Undertale/Deltarune (somehow), and TFs of various kinds. I would LOVE to write more of anything really. Not to say I dislike any of these kinks, but I can write more than just those! I wanna get more out there. More disgusting. WEIRDER! Bugs laying eggs in your nut sack and you have to lay the eggs with your dick! Frickin, um, PHYSICAL STATE tfs! Goofier concepts that turn lewd! Indulgent ideas just to satisfy old fantasies. Spin-offs of old hentai manga I read. I CAN and WILL write anything (whether it'll come out good or not is the catch)
Q: What is your favorite game
A: I always find myself going back to the old Star Wars games when I'm in a funk. Not N64 old, but older ones that were actually good, before EA went and ruined them. Battlefront 2, Force Unleashed, and Lego Star Wars. I can beat those games SO fast. They always cheer me up.
Q: What inspired you to write kinky stories in the first place
A: I touched on this in my more recent story Straight to Straight. GF and I lived in a trailer for a while. She worked from home, and her office was the master bedroom. As a result, I couldn't use the TV or the plethora of consoles that we had, as he job dealt with sensitive customer info (couldn't go to bed until she was done with work either, but that's neither here nor there). I was sitting at my desk one day, jerking it to a
timothy_sandia story, and I thought, "I can never find a story that exactly to my tastes." So, since I was basically chained to my desk, and sick of games, I decided to start doing something different. I wrote a story about my friend Chris. It's the first story I ever uploaded. It's history from there.