...But just think of the glorious sound when you trip and fall on them!

*thunk* OOF! ~HOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkk

A rope goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve ropes here, you have to leave!"

The rope goes outside, unravels one end, and pulls that end through a loop, pulling it tight. It goes back in and orders a drink again. The bartender says "Didn't I just tell you that we don't serve ropes here?

The rope replies, "I'm a frayed knot!"

ill share my stupidest and proudest joke wit u

did u know doughnuts arent a nut

but a legume


* cue laugh track *

🥁🥁🥁

i hate that i laughed, but i missed your sense of humor

Where do bad rainbows go?

To prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.

hahaha thats a good one x3