The Rarest Book In The World
8 months ago
"Un pour tous, tous pour un."
-Alexandre Dumas, pere
-Alexandre Dumas, pere
For Christmas I got an Amazon gift card and bought some books, as you do. I still have one book that's on my list but I'll wait on it. Lately I've felt able to read fandom books, books about the fandom itself. Before, there were none, and when there were I couldn't read them. I could tell the emotion would put me in the ground. I would feel too much and think too much of it. I had to let the mystique and wonder cook off a bit. I also decided to find books about furries, as in us, as in fiction where the protagonist or those around them are anthro fans.
There are none. Almost.
I asked AI, and our robot overlords had to make up whole seas of fake nonsense. And one real one. I mean, I get it, if you're a furry, you write about furries as in anthros, you don't write about people. And normies won't get it right or even care. So, there is one book. One. About a furry.
"A Furry Faux Paw" by Jessica Kara (ISBN 978-1-64567-526-6) About a furry and the fandom. I can't wait to start. And I hope others who long to see themselves in a book give it a go.
Additionally, four years. Just four years. Flip off your nearest centrist kangaroo, and call them a stupid feic. Curse at your nearest centrist, shun them, disown them from your friend groups, and look down on them as the bootlickers they are. Survive for four years, and forever after make sure your local centrist know they are dirt. They are Proud Boys. They are Gileadean Stormtroopers. They are scum. The rightist raccoon already knows. Tell the centrist how it is.
There are none. Almost.
I asked AI, and our robot overlords had to make up whole seas of fake nonsense. And one real one. I mean, I get it, if you're a furry, you write about furries as in anthros, you don't write about people. And normies won't get it right or even care. So, there is one book. One. About a furry.
"A Furry Faux Paw" by Jessica Kara (ISBN 978-1-64567-526-6) About a furry and the fandom. I can't wait to start. And I hope others who long to see themselves in a book give it a go.
Additionally, four years. Just four years. Flip off your nearest centrist kangaroo, and call them a stupid feic. Curse at your nearest centrist, shun them, disown them from your friend groups, and look down on them as the bootlickers they are. Survive for four years, and forever after make sure your local centrist know they are dirt. They are Proud Boys. They are Gileadean Stormtroopers. They are scum. The rightist raccoon already knows. Tell the centrist how it is.
Sooooo many of them have no response to that. And the ones that do make with the excuses and can never really be changed. But it's fun confronting them with facts. Heeheehee! Release my inner chaos goblin!