Some random and stupid pun that I shared with a couple individuals, but provided I were to pitch such an occasion, would be lame... xD

Shark-N-Rides Day: "Single? Desperate to mingle? Simply horny and bored? Valentines can be a cruel mistress, but with the help of generous and local shark volunteers, your woes could be orgasmic blows! Just think 'Shark Week' except it's not all about us, and we're also searching the water for some fresh--- And none lethal or literal--- Blood! Just add your local shark on 'FinScape' and see where the waves takes you!"

P.S: Not responsible for bites, 'Jaws' related scenarios, both 'Goldeneye' and the famous shark. Fins might have piercings, same as ear-fins and other orifices' available. Some sharks are subject to have multiple dicks, and should be discussed prior to use. Do not use seaweed as bondage, or sticky rice, could be seen as rude behavior. Natural occurring 'Shark-Nados' are classified as 'orgies' until further notice.

Sorry, I'm bored, and this will be temporary. xD;