Very nice.
Blender filesize could be compressed a bit, but it's an otherwise great model.

New info came in during filesize reduction testing with a very obvious variable I should have accounted for. Please ignore that statement about the compression for now.
For some reason the model's filesize shrinks down to 7.7MB when copying (not linking) to my own template, but doesn't always shrink when copying to other files.

now i can fart on you in 3D

Yay!!! ^w^

lol he made hectar absurdly huge by default in the blend file

I noticed this too. My guess is that it's set up that way to import correctly into SFM.