I just posted a book I've been working on for the last year or so. Goth Girls Will Save Us All is a SFW novel (just some action scenes, parodied cosmic horror, and general cussing) that follows four edgy teens who stumble over a stash of arcane relics at their favorite abandoned alley. They unlock their dark magic and are delighted to find they have horrifying new powers: creating monsters out of summoned flesh, barfing out reality-bending runes, growing a giant demonic fist, and turning into a death-themed magical girl. This draws the attention of the local cult and otherworldly horrors that come seeking out their newfound powers, which they’re mostly just using to annoy their bullies and buy them weed.


I wanted to write something poking fun at Lovecraftian horror through the eyes of Teenagers that grew up already rejecting reality with horror movies and the internet. Ones that pop selfies with the cosmic horrors and remain powerful enough to punch them in the face, leaving them mostly struggling with balancing their social lives with their horrifying powers. If you’ve enjoyed the action or humor in my stories, or like the goth aesthetic with a sarcastic take on some dumbass high schoolers fighting planet-eating terrors, can’t recommend Goth Girls Will Save Us All enough.

Inspirations include Animorphs, Kid Cosmic, Fantasy High, and Gravity Falls.


It’s been a blast to write, and already working on a sequel for its series. The story’s available on Amazon or https://luffy316.itch.io/goth-girls.....ll-save-us-all