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there's no big foot. it was a rock on the beach. the yeti isn't real either. that was a stupid myth because nobody knew what snow leopards were until 1983 and i guess somebody had to be eating the stupid humans' sheep or whatever.
i still think i should have been allowed to bring the big foot rock back to the Cape house. Realistically, I would have given it it to Mark at some point, I just wanted some time to look at it and get to know it, that's all. it was a fully natural rock, they say. I suppose i believe them, but it did look like a sculpture to me and we all know what kind of artist my Grandmother is (a sculptor, but you knew that).
Otherwise and other than that, i absolutely hate being called Darryl-barrel-fo-farrell-Darryl so that weird beard guy can stay away but that house was absolutely my aunt's and not his. Maybe he'd be cooler without a beard but to be honest at that point i'd rather just be related to Bob Ross.
i wouldn't mind pretending to be a sculpture, but only if i get to wear animal costumes and you're taking pictures of me and directing my poses to go with the backdrop while I'm doing that.
and i know this is completely irrelevant and perhaps even inappropriate after all the previous excerpts but yes okay i do want to be able to go to those bathhouse places for guys where everybody's naked even though I'm a girl because i have those parts too and i like that atmosphere when i'm feeling good about myself! i find the gender separation really annoying because i'm not. and i like me that way.
Pikachu's Bungalow. aka Pikachu's Super Totally Rad Digital Hangout Island House For All The Coolest Zapdoses and Blastoise to Come See Art Bungalow. in case you thought i was horsin' around.
i still think i should have been allowed to bring the big foot rock back to the Cape house. Realistically, I would have given it it to Mark at some point, I just wanted some time to look at it and get to know it, that's all. it was a fully natural rock, they say. I suppose i believe them, but it did look like a sculpture to me and we all know what kind of artist my Grandmother is (a sculptor, but you knew that).
Otherwise and other than that, i absolutely hate being called Darryl-barrel-fo-farrell-Darryl so that weird beard guy can stay away but that house was absolutely my aunt's and not his. Maybe he'd be cooler without a beard but to be honest at that point i'd rather just be related to Bob Ross.
i wouldn't mind pretending to be a sculpture, but only if i get to wear animal costumes and you're taking pictures of me and directing my poses to go with the backdrop while I'm doing that.
and i know this is completely irrelevant and perhaps even inappropriate after all the previous excerpts but yes okay i do want to be able to go to those bathhouse places for guys where everybody's naked even though I'm a girl because i have those parts too and i like that atmosphere when i'm feeling good about myself! i find the gender separation really annoying because i'm not. and i like me that way.
Pikachu's Bungalow. aka Pikachu's Super Totally Rad Digital Hangout Island House For All The Coolest Zapdoses and Blastoise to Come See Art Bungalow. in case you thought i was horsin' around.
