Guys, I need to tell you something very important... I'm not actually a cat ;-; I'm a monster. Last night I was playing Fortnite and I was like "wait what if I went to an IRL Fortnite tournament meetup?" So I went to a Fortnite tournament in Tokyo, and when I got off the plane I was in Berlin Germany, and my shoes were soggy, so I went to Spencers to try and buy some new stickers for my car. But then I remembered I forgot to drive my car home from Walmart yesterday so it's still in the parking lot. So I ran to Walmart as quickly as I could but there was an old lady selling eggs outside of Mcdonalds and I just KNEW I needed to donate some potato jeremys for her cause. By the way, where I'm from, we don't call them french fries, we call them potato jeremys. Where am I even from, you ask? I'm from Mars. I made a video talking about it, detailing my experiences as a native Martian:

https://youtu.be/DSG53BsUYd0?si=WHIdc4obpHupqgLN