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Loot Meme
16 years ago
Before I start, I'd like to point out this wonderful example of Canadian humour. --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqzZ.....eature=related
Well now, this years loot was quite an adventure! Now to go through it, and make sure I didn't forget anything =3
1. Large Apple.
2. Large Orange.
3. Toblerone.
4. Large Bag of Red Pistachios.
5. Cat Litter Scooper.
6. 1.2 kg Can of Ravioli.
7. Ice Blue Shampoo.
8. "Nettle" Scented Shampoo.
9. Fake Unibrow.
10. Fake Silver Tooth (which didn't fit because my front teeth aren't long enough, go figure)
11. Some Turtles. (the chocolate)
12. "Dude Love" Yelling Wrestling Action Figure (who for some reason looks like he's spanking his meat-stick, pics later, as I simply can't describe this thing with words.)
13. Combination Face Scrub, Face Wash, Razor Relief, and Face Protector soap gel things.
14. Jar of Asian Farts, courtesy of my bizarre friend.
15. New Bike Seat.
16. 3 Concert Tickets to see various orchestra play in Toronto, as follows:
- January 30, Tchaikovsky # 5
- March 13, Enigma Variations
- May 29, Espania
17. 4 Note Magnets that look like chewed gum.
18. Giant Magnetic Glass Eyeball, which looks awesome.
19. Giant Squishy/Sticky Liquid Filled Fly, fun for both squishing and throwing at walls.
20. Inflatable "Dragon Age: Origins" Sword.
21. "The Phoenix Wright Files: Official Casebook Vol. 1" (which had me going "OBJECTION!" for about 5 minutes after unwrapping)
22. Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex for the PS2.
23. Justice League Heroes for the PS2.
24. Superman Returns for the PS2.
25. Alone in the Dark for the PS2.
26. Timesplitters 2 for the Xbox.
27. DOOM 3 + expansion for the Xbox.
28. Spore: Creepy and Cute for the PC.
29. Spore: Galactic Adventures for the PC.
30. 2.5 foot long Steel Machete with Sheath.
31. And Finally (doesn't really count since I bought it, but I'll just call it a "gift to myself") Ipod Touch 32 Gb
And after unwrapping all of these wonderful gifts, I got to seat myself down to a breakfast including:
- Fruit salad
- Orange juice
- Bacon fried in duck fat
- Eggs benedict (half an english muffin with a slice of peameal bacon on top, with a poached egg on top of that, and covered in hollandaise sauce) of which I had 9 (in otherwords, i had 9 eggs, woot)
Yes yes, a good year indeed! =D
Note - I'll take a picture of any of these gifts and upload if you guys want me to XD
Well now, this years loot was quite an adventure! Now to go through it, and make sure I didn't forget anything =3
1. Large Apple.
2. Large Orange.
3. Toblerone.
4. Large Bag of Red Pistachios.
5. Cat Litter Scooper.
6. 1.2 kg Can of Ravioli.
7. Ice Blue Shampoo.
8. "Nettle" Scented Shampoo.
9. Fake Unibrow.
10. Fake Silver Tooth (which didn't fit because my front teeth aren't long enough, go figure)
11. Some Turtles. (the chocolate)
12. "Dude Love" Yelling Wrestling Action Figure (who for some reason looks like he's spanking his meat-stick, pics later, as I simply can't describe this thing with words.)
13. Combination Face Scrub, Face Wash, Razor Relief, and Face Protector soap gel things.
14. Jar of Asian Farts, courtesy of my bizarre friend.
15. New Bike Seat.
16. 3 Concert Tickets to see various orchestra play in Toronto, as follows:
- January 30, Tchaikovsky # 5
- March 13, Enigma Variations
- May 29, Espania
17. 4 Note Magnets that look like chewed gum.
18. Giant Magnetic Glass Eyeball, which looks awesome.
19. Giant Squishy/Sticky Liquid Filled Fly, fun for both squishing and throwing at walls.
20. Inflatable "Dragon Age: Origins" Sword.
21. "The Phoenix Wright Files: Official Casebook Vol. 1" (which had me going "OBJECTION!" for about 5 minutes after unwrapping)
22. Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex for the PS2.
23. Justice League Heroes for the PS2.
24. Superman Returns for the PS2.
25. Alone in the Dark for the PS2.
26. Timesplitters 2 for the Xbox.
27. DOOM 3 + expansion for the Xbox.
28. Spore: Creepy and Cute for the PC.
29. Spore: Galactic Adventures for the PC.
30. 2.5 foot long Steel Machete with Sheath.
31. And Finally (doesn't really count since I bought it, but I'll just call it a "gift to myself") Ipod Touch 32 Gb
And after unwrapping all of these wonderful gifts, I got to seat myself down to a breakfast including:
- Fruit salad
- Orange juice
- Bacon fried in duck fat
- Eggs benedict (half an english muffin with a slice of peameal bacon on top, with a poached egg on top of that, and covered in hollandaise sauce) of which I had 9 (in otherwords, i had 9 eggs, woot)
Yes yes, a good year indeed! =D
Note - I'll take a picture of any of these gifts and upload if you guys want me to XD
Also, eggs Benedict? I R jealous. Favorite breakfast food ever after thanksgiving breakfast stew.
Also, the don't eat diet invariably causes you to gain more weight back than you lost.