Gather 'round people and listen to me
To the wonderful story of philosophy
The wisdom I bring you is really quite grand
And I know when you hear it you'll soon understand

Greed, greed, greed! Is really a noble endeavor!
Greed, greed, greed! Own everything always forever!
Greed, greed, greed! Makes a civilized society!
Greed, greed, greed! Is the one thing that's really important to me!

Don't worry if others are missing a meal
They too think success is the one thing that's real
They'll envy the way you can screw everyone
And know that the winning is all of the fun

Greed, greed, greed! Makes you a superior creature!
Greed, greed, greed! Will be your distinguishing feature!
Greed, greed, greed! Your destiny since you were born!
Greed, greed, greed! The good lord had made them all sheep to be shorn!