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5 months ago
Should have posted this April first so my intentions would be made clear but I only just got the inspiration. Please stay on my page. I love you.
IF YOU ARE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING GET OFF MY PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bonkers haters/Doug Walker fans(hates Bonkers)/Teddy Ruxpin haters(isn't creepy he's my best friend)/Gerbert haters/ranch dressing(or other creamy dressings) on salads paired with a heavy meal(overlooks the necessity of acid cutting through the fat)/Blaseball fans/Fall Out Boy fans/My Thirteenth Year(song) by Randy Crenshaw/More than one women(I get scared)/siren kids/people who call VCRs 'VCR players' (Videocassette Recorder Players?)/Sparklecare fans/Real life dogs/racists/Dungeon Meshi/March 10th 2025 AD(they took all the things out of my room and yelled at me in the park)/Ariel Pink supporters/Ariel Pink detractors/People who are too into Vinyl/Maoists/Linux guys/TikTok/People who buy YouTooz just because they like the creator even though the merch is bad/Elon Musk/Zucchini/Will try to make me eat zucchini/will try to make me eat other squashes/will try to make me eat butternut squash/Fur And Loathing CSI episode/Wikifur vandalists/Beach Boys haters(Oscar's dad, my dad sometimes, December's mom)/You Can Call Me Al by Paul Simon haters(my dad all the time(due to poverty and homelessness in his youth)/Patrick/South Park yaoi types/People who will endanger my secret(my top wisdom teeth came in but I'm not telling anyone because I don't want to go to the dentist)/Hazbin Hotel fans/People who reblog those Tumblr posts that start like 'Came back wrong is good but what about coming back <adjective>?/Raymond Carver haters/George Washington High School/Special Ed teachers/Special ed teachers assistants who stand behind me and stare at me(you are giving me extra learning disabilities)/ToonTown Corporate Clash/R slur/Anti FurAffinity/Thinks Ad Astra is better than Echo/pedos/measles/Liking Car Seat Headrest wrong/stress fracture in foot/pregnant doctor who told me stress fracture in my foot was gout(my mom got mad at me and yelled at me in the car)/NRA/MRA/Cate Wurtz haters/MADLO/Tries to make my dad listen to Yo La Tango(He doesn't like it!! Leave him alone already!!)/Divorce/zoophilia/shallow biblical allusions/Not telling me we're going to a restaurant a day in advance so I can mentally prepare/Phoenix, Arizona(very cursed)/lolicon/shotacon/burned furs(I am a pervert)/Hates on Federal Signal 2001/Says Federal Signal Thunderbolt is better/No bread to go with all this discount Nutella that I bought so now I have to eat it out of the jar like a mother freaking caveman/fatphobic/animatronic hater/Current CEC(besides Northridge location) fans/Revolutionary Girl Utena evangelists/Mouthwashing/Strong opinions about Radiohead/Publicly greiving Tilt Longtail even though he's still alive/Sandy Shepherd who did that(and he stained Reggie DeadPossumCo's Who Framed Roger Rabbit t shirt and he gives toonfurs a bad name and he chased Tilt Longtail from ever going to furry conventions so we will never get to see Tilt Longtail or Greifer Fox or Snagglepus or Pink Panther or Brer Fox or any of them EVER AGAIN/4chan/Qanon/Chester Cheetah/Aaron Fechter/bunny haters/Zootopia/Zootopia 2/Scene from Elf where he eats the subway gum(I HATE THAT SCENE IT'S SO GROSS)/scene from Elf where he eats the pasta/Elf(2003/P.T Anderson haters/Magnolia(1999) haters(If you can't sit down for three hours to watch a movie then your a baby with no attention span!! GO BACK TO TIKTOK!!!)/Numbered album haters/cassette haters/cassette destroyers(Like that one Bruno Mars video that I HATE SO MUCH where he destroys the tape for a lady to draw her face and his face on a table)/People who leave TVs on the sidewalk/People who neglect TVs/My dad's friend Jeremy/laugh at workplace accidents caused by criminal negligence/laugh at accidents caused by criminal negligence/Homestuck/BTS/Kpop/ancaps/Sprite Chill/Forest Gump on VHS(I already have two copies stop giving it to me!!)/transphobic/superiority complex over being Canadian/Transgender men from Georgia/Transgenders from New York City/Blur fans/Oasis fans(WHY?)/Pulp fans/California Department Of Rehabilitation/xenophobic/islamaphobic/nazis/people who listen to Jack Stauber without undestanding the context of the genre he exists in/Tucker Carlson/Mormons/Mormons who want me to call them 'LDS' for any other reason than to distinguish them from other sects(such as FLDS)/Scientologists/Leave rude comments/leave rude comments on my YouTube/Leave rude comments on my Tumblr/Send rude messages to me on Discord/Send rude messages to me in the mail/Tell me the stuff I like is problematic(I KNOW!! I AM FULL OF PROBLEMS!!!)/Anti otherkin or therian/raccoon haters/bad people/preachy about liking mint chocolate chip ice cream/Emperor X haters/Public transit haters/forces me to like Huey Lewis And The News(band) because of where I'm from/Forces me to listen to Huey Lewis And The News(band) on Discord calls/Plays Huey Lewis And The News(band) on the radio or in department stores like Macy's or Sears/hates physical media/hates VHS tapes/destroys VHS tapes for fun/thinks VHS tapes are scary/analog horror kids/thinks VHS tapes should have won the format war(Betamax is higher quality and beta decks are WAY cooler!!)/Christians who don't like getting made fun of/Christians who do like getting made fun of (for sex reasons)/Walgreens generic candy corn/the gunk that accrues when you wash dishes without a garbage disposal/landlords that rip up drip irrigation of my divorced father/alt right/anti choice/will try to make me watch Bluey
IF YOU ARE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING GET OFF MY PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bonkers haters/Doug Walker fans(hates Bonkers)/Teddy Ruxpin haters(isn't creepy he's my best friend)/Gerbert haters/ranch dressing(or other creamy dressings) on salads paired with a heavy meal(overlooks the necessity of acid cutting through the fat)/Blaseball fans/Fall Out Boy fans/My Thirteenth Year(song) by Randy Crenshaw/More than one women(I get scared)/siren kids/people who call VCRs 'VCR players' (Videocassette Recorder Players?)/Sparklecare fans/Real life dogs/racists/Dungeon Meshi/March 10th 2025 AD(they took all the things out of my room and yelled at me in the park)/Ariel Pink supporters/Ariel Pink detractors/People who are too into Vinyl/Maoists/Linux guys/TikTok/People who buy YouTooz just because they like the creator even though the merch is bad/Elon Musk/Zucchini/Will try to make me eat zucchini/will try to make me eat other squashes/will try to make me eat butternut squash/Fur And Loathing CSI episode/Wikifur vandalists/Beach Boys haters(Oscar's dad, my dad sometimes, December's mom)/You Can Call Me Al by Paul Simon haters(my dad all the time(due to poverty and homelessness in his youth)/Patrick/South Park yaoi types/People who will endanger my secret(my top wisdom teeth came in but I'm not telling anyone because I don't want to go to the dentist)/Hazbin Hotel fans/People who reblog those Tumblr posts that start like 'Came back wrong is good but what about coming back <adjective>?/Raymond Carver haters/George Washington High School/Special Ed teachers/Special ed teachers assistants who stand behind me and stare at me(you are giving me extra learning disabilities)/ToonTown Corporate Clash/R slur/Anti FurAffinity/Thinks Ad Astra is better than Echo/pedos/measles/Liking Car Seat Headrest wrong/stress fracture in foot/pregnant doctor who told me stress fracture in my foot was gout(my mom got mad at me and yelled at me in the car)/NRA/MRA/Cate Wurtz haters/MADLO/Tries to make my dad listen to Yo La Tango(He doesn't like it!! Leave him alone already!!)/Divorce/zoophilia/shallow biblical allusions/Not telling me we're going to a restaurant a day in advance so I can mentally prepare/Phoenix, Arizona(very cursed)/lolicon/shotacon/burned furs(I am a pervert)/Hates on Federal Signal 2001/Says Federal Signal Thunderbolt is better/No bread to go with all this discount Nutella that I bought so now I have to eat it out of the jar like a mother freaking caveman/fatphobic/animatronic hater/Current CEC(besides Northridge location) fans/Revolutionary Girl Utena evangelists/Mouthwashing/Strong opinions about Radiohead/Publicly greiving Tilt Longtail even though he's still alive/Sandy Shepherd who did that(and he stained Reggie DeadPossumCo's Who Framed Roger Rabbit t shirt and he gives toonfurs a bad name and he chased Tilt Longtail from ever going to furry conventions so we will never get to see Tilt Longtail or Greifer Fox or Snagglepus or Pink Panther or Brer Fox or any of them EVER AGAIN/4chan/Qanon/Chester Cheetah/Aaron Fechter/bunny haters/Zootopia/Zootopia 2/Scene from Elf where he eats the subway gum(I HATE THAT SCENE IT'S SO GROSS)/scene from Elf where he eats the pasta/Elf(2003/P.T Anderson haters/Magnolia(1999) haters(If you can't sit down for three hours to watch a movie then your a baby with no attention span!! GO BACK TO TIKTOK!!!)/Numbered album haters/cassette haters/cassette destroyers(Like that one Bruno Mars video that I HATE SO MUCH where he destroys the tape for a lady to draw her face and his face on a table)/People who leave TVs on the sidewalk/People who neglect TVs/My dad's friend Jeremy/laugh at workplace accidents caused by criminal negligence/laugh at accidents caused by criminal negligence/Homestuck/BTS/Kpop/ancaps/Sprite Chill/Forest Gump on VHS(I already have two copies stop giving it to me!!)/transphobic/superiority complex over being Canadian/Transgender men from Georgia/Transgenders from New York City/Blur fans/Oasis fans(WHY?)/Pulp fans/California Department Of Rehabilitation/xenophobic/islamaphobic/nazis/people who listen to Jack Stauber without undestanding the context of the genre he exists in/Tucker Carlson/Mormons/Mormons who want me to call them 'LDS' for any other reason than to distinguish them from other sects(such as FLDS)/Scientologists/Leave rude comments/leave rude comments on my YouTube/Leave rude comments on my Tumblr/Send rude messages to me on Discord/Send rude messages to me in the mail/Tell me the stuff I like is problematic(I KNOW!! I AM FULL OF PROBLEMS!!!)/Anti otherkin or therian/raccoon haters/bad people/preachy about liking mint chocolate chip ice cream/Emperor X haters/Public transit haters/forces me to like Huey Lewis And The News(band) because of where I'm from/Forces me to listen to Huey Lewis And The News(band) on Discord calls/Plays Huey Lewis And The News(band) on the radio or in department stores like Macy's or Sears/hates physical media/hates VHS tapes/destroys VHS tapes for fun/thinks VHS tapes are scary/analog horror kids/thinks VHS tapes should have won the format war(Betamax is higher quality and beta decks are WAY cooler!!)/Christians who don't like getting made fun of/Christians who do like getting made fun of (for sex reasons)/Walgreens generic candy corn/the gunk that accrues when you wash dishes without a garbage disposal/landlords that rip up drip irrigation of my divorced father/alt right/anti choice/will try to make me watch Bluey
(I am actually a Forrest Gump VHS tape but I never got around to telling you)
not that this has anything to do with anything. Wouldn't it be neat to have some pre-planned pop stuff & magazines on video tapes, like the portables VHS-C, Video 8, etc which you can pick up at a news stand for a buck and a half and watch via your Watchman set and Video Camera (consisting of a playback and record tape deck the size of an audio cassette walkman, a 3" CRT video monitor, and a video camera- comes in color and black & white - which is wired directly to the recorder and all operates off of an infolithium system for long play and recording that supplements the regular nicad of the recorder and camera and the C cells of the monitor) so that you can watch it on the train or in the back of a checker a1. this is the world we can have if we go back in time and stop the format war from eliminating the formats. of course because the format war was started by Bob War, which is is also named after, we will have to go back and eliminate Bob War's mother, Susan War before the format war goes live on july 22 1987. we can do that by taking an RCA CED system to the fish under the sea dance in 1955 to show to Dave CED who invented in in the early 1960s so he can see it early which of course will cause another paradox and.....whoops, no more electric pepsi can RIVIAN, now its some kind of wacky hydrogen powered steampunk thing that's been around since 1957 for people who wished they lived in Myst and Riven: The Sequel to Myst or, before that when its gasoline V8 powered, people who were really into kings and castles role play and motifs and people who read pulp sci-fi novels. time travel does silly things!