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Barkley - random facts
6 months ago
Woof woof bark woof!
I’m kinda bored soo here are some random Barkley facts
-His other name is technically Oat because my boyfriend didn’t like barkley and i found it funny to give a dog two names
-He really likes eating anything that is actually cooked but his favorite thing are sausages
-He likes to hump pillows and plushies so PICK THEM UP
-He likes taking naps under the sun by the windows, the warmth is comforting
-He likes baths and is usually pretty happy to get clean, but he finds it extremely funny to shake off the water at the worst moment possible all the time
-The comfiest spot for him is on peoples laps, and will usually try to lay on them whenever he gets the chance, especially if he’s watching tv
-He loves classical music but gets a bit scared when it has those weird jumpscare moments
-Has a favorite pissing spot at the park (its a very nice tree that he likes because it’s cool)
-His favorite toys to play with are a teddy bear that he can carry everywhere (it’s also extremely dirty), and all the balls that his owners have for him
-Will also try to hump someone’s leg, if he’s feeling especially horny
-Can recognize his owner’s whistling nearly anywhere, and will rush to find them
-Has a pretty good sense of smell!
-And he loves the smell of someone’s junk, and their taste. You’ll find him trying to smell your crotch if you stink too much… and if you give him access, he’ll keep kicking you up until you push him away (it takes a few times)
-You can always give him a hand down there and he’ll appreciate it, definetly much better than an object!
-Doesn’t pee inside the house (anymore)
-He gives a looot of doggy kisses, like, a lot! He’s a very affectionate dog
-Being dressed up is a bit silly, though he can only stand it for an hour maximum (and with a treat after!)
-His other name is technically Oat because my boyfriend didn’t like barkley and i found it funny to give a dog two names
-He really likes eating anything that is actually cooked but his favorite thing are sausages
-He likes to hump pillows and plushies so PICK THEM UP
-He likes taking naps under the sun by the windows, the warmth is comforting
-He likes baths and is usually pretty happy to get clean, but he finds it extremely funny to shake off the water at the worst moment possible all the time
-The comfiest spot for him is on peoples laps, and will usually try to lay on them whenever he gets the chance, especially if he’s watching tv
-He loves classical music but gets a bit scared when it has those weird jumpscare moments
-Has a favorite pissing spot at the park (its a very nice tree that he likes because it’s cool)
-His favorite toys to play with are a teddy bear that he can carry everywhere (it’s also extremely dirty), and all the balls that his owners have for him
-Will also try to hump someone’s leg, if he’s feeling especially horny
-Can recognize his owner’s whistling nearly anywhere, and will rush to find them
-Has a pretty good sense of smell!
-And he loves the smell of someone’s junk, and their taste. You’ll find him trying to smell your crotch if you stink too much… and if you give him access, he’ll keep kicking you up until you push him away (it takes a few times)
-You can always give him a hand down there and he’ll appreciate it, definetly much better than an object!
-Doesn’t pee inside the house (anymore)
-He gives a looot of doggy kisses, like, a lot! He’s a very affectionate dog
-Being dressed up is a bit silly, though he can only stand it for an hour maximum (and with a treat after!)
