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7 months ago
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Karno's Rare-Because-He-Never-Has-Time Blather:
Some years ago, I subjected myself to the labor of reading the Koran. It was even worse than I'd feared, with the chapters arranged by length, not any narrative or chronological order. Not that it really mattered, in this case. It all consisted of just 3 elements, endlessly repeated: stories, commands and threats. So many threats. I lost count around 1200, but I wouldn't be surprised if there were as many as 1500. Ole Mohammed can't go two paragraphs without a promise that infidels, christians, fornicators (who are not Mohammed himself - he wrote himself special exemptions from his own rules) etc, will burn in hell, eat filth for eternity, have melted metal poured over them, etc, etc.
Of course, Allah doesn't get to have ALL the fun. Moe is particularly gleeful when he describes the slaughters he himself caused: "How many cities we have laid in ruin! In the night our scourge fell upon them. or at midday when they were drowsing."
A way to make getting through this book a little less of a chore, is to check out the context. For example, one of his nine wives, Hafsah, once caught him in the act with a slave-girl. This particularly annoyed Hafsah, because the Prophet had previously promised her to end his "relationship" with the slave. It seems the promises of Prophets are worthless. But then, in an amazing coincidence, the all-powerful creator of the universe chose that very moment to dictate to Mohammed the 66th chapter of the Koran, called "Prohibition", where he blusters to the wives that "If you two turn to God in repentance (for your hearts have sinned), you shall be pardoned; but if you conspire against him, know that God is his protector."
He also warned those busybody wives that they could easily be replaced, just to drive the point home.
And how about when Mohammed's uncle, Abu-Lahab, hinted that Moe was making it all up? Allah to the rescue! He promptly dictated thru Mohammed chapter 111 of the Koran, the entire text of which reads: "May the hands of Abu-Lahab perish. May he himself perish! Nothing shall his wealth and gains avail him. He shall be burnt in a flaming fire, and his wife, laden with faggots, shall have a rope around her neck!"
Yes, slogging through this sociopath's self-serving rant is not much fun. But you must consider that after having done so, then every time some poor fool calls Islam a "religion of peace", you can enjoy a deep, rich laugh.
And let's not forget how Islam has profited the Western world. Much like how the rise to power of Christianity brought on the Dark Ages in Europe, Islam crushed progress in the Arab world - but with greater efficiency, and longer-lasting effect. There has been no Reformation in the Islamic world.
In the West, if a child showed intellectual promise, they were often sent to University, where they studied to be doctors, engineers, scientists, etc. Whereas in Islam, smart kids were sent to Madrassas, where they were taught to recite the Koran from beginning to end. Human tape-recorders. This did not advance their science or culture much.
So when the West's technology had advanced to the point where we had a use for the Middle East's oil, there wasn't much they could do to stop us from taking it. Thank YOU, Mohammed!
Ah, but then we went soft, and allowed the children of the Arab upper classes into Western universities. And sold them piles of advanced weapons and other technology. So things have evened out a little bit - the world is just too interconnected now, for it to be feasible to leave an entire population in the ghetto of ignorance they'd built for themselves. Iran even keeps teasing how they're gonna build a nuclear bomb. Yeah, like that's gonna happen.
I'm sure the usual crew of NPC's will scream "Aeee! You Islamophobe!" at me for this. Well suck it up folks, for everything writ here is the literal truth. But there is a question on my mind: I assume that most of the people who claim to respect Islam as a "religion of peace" do so because they know the exact opposite is true: They're afraid of being attacked by frothing-at-the-mouth Islamic fanatics, like the Charlie Hebdo murders, the stabbing of Salman Rushdie, and too many other such atrocities to count. Or even just being "canceled" by vicious online mobs. They're plain cowards (and hypocrites, of course).
But being afraid of murderous fanatics (or their online fan clubs) requires some ability of rational thought. You have to be able to think into the future, to imagine yourself being thus attacked. But I know a lot of people have no such thinking ability. So why do THEY cheer for Islam? If it's not cowardice, what is it? Is it mindless adherence to Political Correctness? If you are one of these folk, please look deep in your heart, and let me know what you find there. I'm curious.
Of course, Allah doesn't get to have ALL the fun. Moe is particularly gleeful when he describes the slaughters he himself caused: "How many cities we have laid in ruin! In the night our scourge fell upon them. or at midday when they were drowsing."
A way to make getting through this book a little less of a chore, is to check out the context. For example, one of his nine wives, Hafsah, once caught him in the act with a slave-girl. This particularly annoyed Hafsah, because the Prophet had previously promised her to end his "relationship" with the slave. It seems the promises of Prophets are worthless. But then, in an amazing coincidence, the all-powerful creator of the universe chose that very moment to dictate to Mohammed the 66th chapter of the Koran, called "Prohibition", where he blusters to the wives that "If you two turn to God in repentance (for your hearts have sinned), you shall be pardoned; but if you conspire against him, know that God is his protector."
He also warned those busybody wives that they could easily be replaced, just to drive the point home.
And how about when Mohammed's uncle, Abu-Lahab, hinted that Moe was making it all up? Allah to the rescue! He promptly dictated thru Mohammed chapter 111 of the Koran, the entire text of which reads: "May the hands of Abu-Lahab perish. May he himself perish! Nothing shall his wealth and gains avail him. He shall be burnt in a flaming fire, and his wife, laden with faggots, shall have a rope around her neck!"
Yes, slogging through this sociopath's self-serving rant is not much fun. But you must consider that after having done so, then every time some poor fool calls Islam a "religion of peace", you can enjoy a deep, rich laugh.
And let's not forget how Islam has profited the Western world. Much like how the rise to power of Christianity brought on the Dark Ages in Europe, Islam crushed progress in the Arab world - but with greater efficiency, and longer-lasting effect. There has been no Reformation in the Islamic world.
In the West, if a child showed intellectual promise, they were often sent to University, where they studied to be doctors, engineers, scientists, etc. Whereas in Islam, smart kids were sent to Madrassas, where they were taught to recite the Koran from beginning to end. Human tape-recorders. This did not advance their science or culture much.
So when the West's technology had advanced to the point where we had a use for the Middle East's oil, there wasn't much they could do to stop us from taking it. Thank YOU, Mohammed!
Ah, but then we went soft, and allowed the children of the Arab upper classes into Western universities. And sold them piles of advanced weapons and other technology. So things have evened out a little bit - the world is just too interconnected now, for it to be feasible to leave an entire population in the ghetto of ignorance they'd built for themselves. Iran even keeps teasing how they're gonna build a nuclear bomb. Yeah, like that's gonna happen.
I'm sure the usual crew of NPC's will scream "Aeee! You Islamophobe!" at me for this. Well suck it up folks, for everything writ here is the literal truth. But there is a question on my mind: I assume that most of the people who claim to respect Islam as a "religion of peace" do so because they know the exact opposite is true: They're afraid of being attacked by frothing-at-the-mouth Islamic fanatics, like the Charlie Hebdo murders, the stabbing of Salman Rushdie, and too many other such atrocities to count. Or even just being "canceled" by vicious online mobs. They're plain cowards (and hypocrites, of course).
But being afraid of murderous fanatics (or their online fan clubs) requires some ability of rational thought. You have to be able to think into the future, to imagine yourself being thus attacked. But I know a lot of people have no such thinking ability. So why do THEY cheer for Islam? If it's not cowardice, what is it? Is it mindless adherence to Political Correctness? If you are one of these folk, please look deep in your heart, and let me know what you find there. I'm curious.
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Islam could benefit from a heaping serving, methinks...
I consider this a service to everyone.
You're definitely not a scholar of Islam. Just reading the Koran doesn't mean that you understand it.
Do you judge Christians from the old testament?
Do you suppose that Islam just may have changed a bit since the Koran was written?
Modern Islam IS a religion of peace.
There are about 1.6 billion Muslims in the world today. Do you REALLY believe that they're all barbarians?
They have religious extremists. The VAST major4itynof them are just not.
Christianity has religious extremists too. Hegseth and Huckabee. The writers of Project 2025.
There are Zionist extremists in control of Israel.
Get a fucking clue.
It's not meant to be understood. It's meant to be "interpreted" by the scholars to mean whatever they want it to mean.
Take it on face value and... indeed, it's all bullshit.
People have their own interpretations of those texts, and argue over which one is right. You can find things that completely contradict each other and use them to prove anything.
Rather it might be more accurate to say that the Italian Renaissance was a result of Crusaders bringing back stuff they looted from the Caliphate (and Eastern Romans to be fair).
If the original Roman Empire had survived (as impossible as that was in continental Europe) it would be just as bloody as the Islamic empires that succeeded it.
Frankly, given how many religious wars Europe has had I'd say it's more accurate that the Middle East hasn't had an equivalent to WWI and II yet.
There are absolutely zero "Hitler youth" Supporting freedom for Palestine.
Yes, Very Peaceful.
And the New Hitler Youth who've been chanting their war chants calling for support of infantata, 'River to the Sea' , "Make the Swastika Fashionable again" , "Death to Zionists" , "Bring back the Final Solution" (along with the destruction of the US war chants) assaulting Jewish students, terrorising Jewish students, harassing Jewish students, (All on video BTW on Youtube) not to mention storming numerous University libraries, buildings, vandalizing and trashing said places (Yes, Very peaceful protesters) . I fully expected you to ignore all that and make excuses. Then you likely fully believe Israel actually did the attack on October 7th, much like a few other blithering idiots here on FA openly stated.
Plus where is your rage over what ISIS pulled in the middle east? Why wasn't there massive college protests against ISIS and the shit they pulled,(I guess beheading people is acceptable, setting them on fire while trapped in cages in orange jump suits, blowing off their heads with DetCord.) Wheres the rage over the thousands of Katyusha rockets launched into Israel from HAMAS on October 7th? Or the massacre of countless Israeli citizens that they OPENLY FILMED AND LIVE STREAMED.
No, not exactly happy with Israel leveling Gaza, But then again, HAMAS tunneled everywhere under Gaza extremely elaborate and well built tunnels to move fighters, store weapons and even still hold hostages (Likely dead), Like if HAMAS used those tunnels to shield the Palestinians themselves from Israeli bombardment, WHICH THEY DIDN'T! Cause a body count makes great media material and garner more donations and supporters for HAMAS.
And if Israel "Fascists" seriously wanted to 'genocide' the Palestinians, it would have done within weeks. This unfortunately is a war of attrition and unfortunately the Palestinians are nothing but meat shields for HAMAS, Because extremist Islamic factions are running the game.
Fuck HAMAS, Fuck Hezbollah , Fuck ISIS , Fuck ALL Muslim extremists. Fuck the people blindly ignoring those fanatics actions and making excuses for them.
Yeah, "Bigot" is one of those two-syllable buzzword-bullets that "woke" "progressives" like to fire at those they disagree with, and it has the rare distinction of being one of the few that does NOT end with "ist" or "Ism". Problem is that you're making a statement of fact without proving that it's actually "factual". For example, what, exactly, is your factual proof that the Rabbi and Karno are "bigots"? Or, are you simply stating your opinion as if it is actual FACT? (which, by the way, is libellous by definition).
Again, if you're going to call them bigots, (as if you're stating a fact), then you should at the very least offer some solid, factual proof.
sikfok said: "...and hate Palestinians and anyone who peacefully supports them by now...."
Once again: Do you have any actual, solid proof of this libellous assertion? I can't seem to recall so much as a single instance of either Rabbi or Karno stating that they "hate Palestinians". Someone saying that they hate HAMAS is NOT the same thing as saying that they hate Palestinians.
sikfok said: "FUCK Israel's fascist Zionism. It's killing innocent women and children in a genocide."
Please explain to everyone just why and how Israel is "fascist" and/or what, exactly about Zionism makes it "fascist"? I do hope you've done some actual reading and research on such terms, and have an actual, solid understanding of their meaning before tossing them around like grenades. Same with "genocide". Please explain for the audience, using actual data and accepted, standard definitions, just how, exactly the war-of-attrition against Hamas that Israel currently finds itself in (which was started by Hamas, need I remind you), qualifies as a "genocide"
sikfok said: "There are absolutely zero "Hitler youth" Supporting freedom for Palestine."
Yet another opinion stated as a "fact". Are you sure about that? Still, to be fair, at least this one doesn't necessarily qualify as libellous.
Islam is very upfront about destroying the "unbelievers".
-Fucking ignorant racist...
Of course I shouldn't expect anything else from a racist.
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And I understand they're a bit pager shy now too.
They're not stuck in the time that the Koran was written like you and wolly apparently are.
And if you're into reviewing religious texts, let us know what you think of the Urantia Book sometime...