Fuck it. A potion of breathable pussy juice.

I mean, if we got nothing else...

potions are for weaklings. one must be facesat and strengthen naturally.

THE RHYDON WAS 4 TIMES MY SIZE!

LIMIT TEST!

Potion of stronger neckbone to avoid getting hanged

Fun fact. Because of how the potion works you can be suffocating in blocks but not take damage if you are under the potion’s effects.

This seems like something Lucky would do before before drowning someone between her cheeks

Potion of stronger neckbone? You mean milk?

My god...You're right!

You also need to learn the potion of "Increase Carry Capacity." You know, for those...unrelated reasons

Hell, put a ring on it. (Ring of Not Needing To Breathe (so you can share a bed with your larger partner (and not suffocate)))

Potion of endless breath sounds like the right compromise here.

Most fantasy works off building their own laws of physics. Which slightly pisses me off because you can do so much interesting weird shit with actual scientific theories. Quantum physics may as well be an esoteric school of magic. And you can actually transmute stuff into gold with it too! It's just not profitable.

I knoooow. It can be so interesting, but I guess I lot of writers aren't that familiar with science, so it's understandable. That's how I'm going to handle things in my eventual welcome. An understanding of science helps your magic. If you want to fly, you can use wind sure, or you can be a cool kid and compact a bunch of heavy material into a ball dense enough to create its own gravity, and have it continuously pull you forward. Practical? Prolly not. Stylish? Absolutely.