People who eat octopus alive or think joking about it willy billy give me the ick,-

Why not joke about slaughter house mistreatment with poor regulation. **Sarcasm, please don't.**

I've eaten squid, but don't eat something alive,-

I think I'd stab a fork through someone's face if they thought deepthroating a live octopus was attractive to me,-

I hope the little guy takes you with him.

No I don't give a shit about it being a "cultural thing",-

especially if said people from culture don't agree and protest it.