I went into Walmart today, for my gothly eyeshadow was running low, and I witnessed three collage students putting on new deodorant... I walked up and said "I really hope you three are going to buy those after using them. They all looked at me like I caught them masturbating or something, and they finally came to the conclusion of "Yes, were buying them" I went and picked out some faggy goth eyeliner, when a woman who worked there tapped me on the shoulder, and asked what I said to the three idiots. I explained to her what they did, and she was like "Eeeew, that's disgusting!" Then she told me they all started cursing and talking shit about me as soon as I left... Ha, she thought I told them to get the fuck out of my way or something, and I just stood there laughing. I hope there armpit hair gets lice. That was one of the funniest trips to Walmart I ever had.